{"id":12945,"date":"2012-06-26T00:03:25","date_gmt":"2012-06-25T22:03:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=12945"},"modified":"2012-06-26T00:05:17","modified_gmt":"2012-06-25T22:05:17","slug":"le-portrait-du-president-vandalise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=12945","title":{"rendered":"Le portrait du Pr\u00e9sident vandalis\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?attachment_id=12953\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-12953\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-12953 alignright\" title=\"Cliquez pour agrandir\" src=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Tomates1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"122\" height=\"196\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Tomates1.png 361w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Tomates1-93x150.png 93w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Tomates1-187x300.png 187w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 122px) 100vw, 122px\" \/><\/a><strong>55 tomates.<\/strong> C&rsquo;est le nombre de fruits qu&rsquo;on pouvait recenser \u00e0 23:20 ce lundi soir sur le beau portrait du Pr\u00e9sident.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Apr\u00e8s un mois de mandat, il faut croire qu&rsquo;il a su attiser suffisamment de haine pour que ses d\u00e9tracteurs soient pr\u00eats \u00e0 d\u00e9penser en tout <strong>550 000 plakass<\/strong> pour manifester leur m\u00e9contentement. Certains diront que c&rsquo;est la photo qui ne plait pas : le drapeau qui fait les poussi\u00e8res en trainant par terre, le fait que celui-ci ne soit pas \u00e0 la verticale et s&rsquo;apparente plus \u00e0 celui des Pays-Bas, l&rsquo;absence du drapeau europ\u00e9en, le sourire goguenard de Geostar malgr\u00e9 les nombreux fruits qui lui ont \u00e9t\u00e9 lanc\u00e9s.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Son embonpoint naissant a \u00e9galement \u00e9t\u00e9 source de d\u00e9bats : alors qu&rsquo;il avait perdu \u00e0 l&rsquo;occasion de la campagne, il semble que notre pr\u00e9sident sait s&rsquo;accommoder des avantages culinaires du palais pr\u00e9sidentiel, et des <strong>736 elfes de maison<\/strong> \u00e0 sa disposition pour pr\u00e9parer ses repas. A cette occasion certains envisagent de relancer la <strong>S.A.L.E<\/strong> (Soci\u00e9t\u00e9 d&rsquo;Aide de Lib\u00e9ration des Elfes), et ont donc commencer une op\u00e9ration massive de r\u00e9colte de chaussettes. Si vous poss\u00e9dez donc de vieilles chaussettes usag\u00e9es, n&rsquo;h\u00e9sitez pas \u00e0 les envoyer \u00e0 Dragalex, qui se fera un plaisir de les distribuer \u00e0 ces pauvres cr\u00e9atures oppress\u00e9es.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">[auteur]<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Longtemps immacul\u00e9 ou parsem\u00e9 de quelques taches, le portrait de Geostar a \u00e9t\u00e9 attaqu\u00e9 avec acharnement.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":70,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-container-style":"default","site-container-layout":"default","site-sidebar-layout":"default","disable-article-header":"default","disable-site-header":"default","disable-site-footer":"default","disable-content-area-spacing":"default","footnotes":""},"categories":[268],"tags":[49,538],"class_list":["post-12945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-4-breves","tag-portrait","tag-tomates"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/70"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12945"}],"version-history":[{"count":33,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12945\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12980,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12945\/revisions\/12980"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}