{"id":15886,"date":"2013-03-03T14:20:34","date_gmt":"2013-03-03T12:20:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=15886"},"modified":"2013-03-03T14:20:34","modified_gmt":"2013-03-03T12:20:34","slug":"le-president-sur-le-marche-un-samedi-soir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=15886","title":{"rendered":"Le Pr\u00e9sident sur le march\u00e9 un samedi soir"},"content":{"rendered":"

Attention, le contenu de cette page peut choquer les plus jeunes d’entre nous.<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Hier s<\/span>oir, apr\u00e8s avoir consomm\u00e9 de l’alcool, le pr\u00e9sident rataxes \u00e0 eu l’id\u00e9e de rendre une petite visite \u00e0 la population VPMienne sur le march\u00e9. Voila ce que vous auriez donc pu trouver dans la nuit du samedi 2 au dimanche 3 mars 2013.<\/p>\n

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rataxes\u00a0<\/span><\/span>: <\/span><\/span>mais y’vais pas de meufs. ce soir, encore, pas pu baiser puitain ! me suis ratrap\u00e9 sur la bi\u00e8re<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

rataxes\u00a0<\/span><\/span>: <\/span><\/span>et ml\u00eame au resto, la meuf que je voulais lever, elle \u00e9tait pas l\u00e0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

rataxes<\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>: hein ? taper le carton avec charlemagne ?\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

rataxes<\/span><\/span>\u00a0: gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

rataxes<\/span><\/span>\u00a0: en fait, Waffa , elle montrait sa chatte \u00e0 tout le monde, au CROUS, quand elle travaillait dans sa bo\u00eete de cul.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

rataxes<\/span><\/span>\u00a0: cx’est la m\u00e8re michelle qui a perdu sa chatte\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

rataxes<\/span><\/span>\u00a0: Ma ch\u00e8re M\u00e8re MIchelle je vous met ma ^pine au cul ^^\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

rataxes<\/span><\/span>\u00a0: bon, faut dire que j’ai un peu bu !\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

rataxes<\/span><\/span>\u00a0: et aussi, tu m’expliqueras cette histoire de taper un carton avec je ne sais plus qui. Mais je suis nul aux cartes.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

rataxes<\/span><\/span>\u00a0: sur ce, le pr\u00e9sident va se retirer dans la suite pr\u00e9sidentiel et profiter de ses 29 printemps bien entam\u00e9s. :-D\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

rataxes<\/span><\/span>\u00a0: Putain, quel bonheur c’est ! :-D\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

rataxes<\/span><\/span>\u00a0: arr\u00eatez avec vos screens. vous allez encore vous ridiculiser. ^^\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Attention, le contenu de cette page peut choquer les plus jeunes d’entre nous. Hier soir, apr\u00e8s avoir consomm\u00e9 de l’alcool, le pr\u00e9sident rataxes \u00e0 eu l’id\u00e9e de rendre une petite visite \u00e0 la population VPMienne sur le march\u00e9. Voila ce que vous auriez donc pu trouver dans la nuit du samedi 2 au dimanche 3 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":91,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-container-style":"default","site-container-layout":"default","site-sidebar-layout":"default","disable-article-header":"default","disable-site-header":"default","disable-site-footer":"default","disable-content-area-spacing":"default","footnotes":""},"categories":[268],"tags":[33,450],"class_list":["post-15886","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-4-breves","tag-betisier","tag-marches"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15886","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/91"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15886"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15886\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15893,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15886\/revisions\/15893"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}