{"id":1752,"date":"2010-10-31T08:00:12","date_gmt":"2010-10-31T06:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=1752"},"modified":"2010-10-30T12:11:43","modified_gmt":"2010-10-30T10:11:43","slug":"ginette-attaque-halloween","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=1752","title":{"rendered":"Ginette Attaque &#8230; Halloween"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ginette r&acirc;le. Ginette griffe, mord, rugit&#8230; Mange aussi. Mais surtout, Ginette est dr&ocirc;le. Ginette attaque. Aujourd&#39;hui, Ginette attaque Halloween.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/i22.servimg.com\/u\/f22\/13\/92\/64\/11\/sssss10.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<h1>Mission 1 : choisir une citrouille<\/h1>\n<hr \/>\n<ul>\n<li>Ginette se demandant si sa t&ecirc;te est aussi creuse que la citrouille.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/10\/funny-pictures-cat-sees-pumpkin-brains.jpg?w=468\" src=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/10\/funny-pictures-cat-sees-pumpkin-brains.jpg?w=468\" style=\"width: 186px; height: 226px;\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Ginette se demandant quel est le sens de la vie d&#39;une citrouille. Vous noterez que Ginette est tr&egrave;s philosophe. Surtout quand elle est assise.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/10\/funny-pictures-you-cannot-rush-cat-art.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/10\/funny-pictures-you-cannot-rush-cat-art.jpg\" style=\"width: 299px; height: 269px;\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>La citrouille de Ginette doit &ecirc;tre ronde. Jusque l&agrave;, aucune difficult&eacute;. Elle doit r&acirc;ler et faire des grimaces. Faisable. En plus, elle doit avoir des rhumatismes.Ici, la ressemblance est parfaite.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/e5fc2913-73f6-4973-88d8-9e10bf997bb5.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/e5fc2913-73f6-4973-88d8-9e10bf997bb5.jpg\" style=\"width: 382px; height: 276px;\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>En passant, petit souvenir &eacute;mu de la jeunesse de Ginette, &agrave; l&#39;&eacute;poque o&ugrave; elle rentrait encore dans les citrouilles.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/caption-this-picture-24.jpeg?w=448&amp;h=604\" src=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/caption-this-picture-24.jpeg?w=448&amp;h=604\" style=\"width: 239px; height: 322px;\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Pour une fois, Ginette est une lumi&egrave;re. Bon, d&#39;un autre c&ocirc;t&eacute;, les citrouilles aussi.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/10\/funny-pictures-basement-cat-is-pleased-with-offering.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/10\/funny-pictures-basement-cat-is-pleased-with-offering.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h1>Mission 2 : choisir le meilleur d&eacute;guisement<\/h1>\n<hr \/>\n<ul>\n<li>Apr&egrave;s Lady Gaga, voici Lady Gigi. Elle est tout-&agrave;-fait pr&ecirc;te pour la c&eacute;l&egrave;bre &quot;chaton-week&quot;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"http:\/\/images.mirror.co.uk\/upl\/m4\/oct2008\/6\/5\/4EAE84DE-E132-EB3E-E6F906C2D340446C.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/images.mirror.co.uk\/upl\/m4\/oct2008\/6\/5\/4EAE84DE-E132-EB3E-E6F906C2D340446C.jpg\" style=\"width: 158px; height: 216px;\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Attention, image pornographique : la nudit&eacute; de Ginette enfin r&eacute;v&eacute;l&eacute;e. Enfin, tout le monde sait qu&#39;elle n&#39;a pas que la peau et les os.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/10\/funny-pictures-cat-is-wasting-away-and-needs-cheeseburger.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/10\/funny-pictures-cat-is-wasting-away-and-needs-cheeseburger.jpg\" style=\"width: 307px; height: 240px;\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"margin-left: 40px;\"><em>Aidons Ginette &agrave; choisir son costume !<\/em><\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li>Ginette a essay&eacute; toutes sortes de costumes pour la merveilleuse soir&eacute; d&#39;Halloween. Votez pour votre pr&eacute;f&eacute;r&eacute;.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object height=\"390\" width=\"640\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/EvkZGYfktcw&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;version=3\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><embed allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" height=\"276\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/EvkZGYfktcw&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;version=3\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"453\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><center><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/www.123votez.com\/sondages\/sondage-gratuit-49338_92518.js\" charset=\"UTF-8\"><\/script> <a id=\"wait_92518\" href=\"http:\/\/www.123votez.com\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" alt=\"sondage\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\" src=\"http:\/\/www.123votez.com\/images\/wait.gif\" \/><\/a> <script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/www.123votez.com\/sondages\/fonctions\/javascript\/chargement.js\"><\/script> <noscript> <a title=\"sondage deguisement vous conseillez\" href=\"http:\/\/www.123votez.com\/sondages\/sondage-deguisement-vous-conseillez-49338_92518.php\" >Le d\u00e9guisement que vous lui conseillez&#8230;<\/a> depuis <a title=\"sondage\" href=\"http:\/\/www.123votez.com\" >sondage blog <\/a><\/noscript><\/center><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h1>En bref<\/h1>\n<hr \/>\n<ul>\n<li>Il semblerait que Ginette ait pris la grosse t&ecirc;te depuis qu&#39;elle fait l&#39;objet d&#39;une chronique.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/89c32cd8-aea3-45c2-91d1-3164393bdbab.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/89c32cd8-aea3-45c2-91d1-3164393bdbab.jpg\" style=\"width: 321px; height: 241px;\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>O&ugrave; l&#39;on voit que Ginette a pris un peu de poids. Ou fait de la corde &agrave; sauter invisible. Ou tente d&#39;attraper un steak suspendu au plafond. Ou se prend une vitre en plein vol.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/2dfe40a5-a9f3-49e0-8b1b-af9d0a168b35.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/2dfe40a5-a9f3-49e0-8b1b-af9d0a168b35.jpg\" style=\"cursor: -moz-zoom-in; width: 234px; height: 348px;\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>On nous annonce que Ginette d&eacute;sapprouve cet article.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/88c9a487-8109-4b2c-aa8f-5a3fc593e740.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/88c9a487-8109-4b2c-aa8f-5a3fc593e740.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Elle est m&ecirc;me tr&egrave;s en col&egrave;re.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/funny-pictures-boxing-cat.gif?w=320&amp;h=240\" src=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/funny-pictures-boxing-cat.gif?w=320&amp;h=240\" style=\"width: 259px; height: 194px;\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Elle a tent&eacute; de s&#39;attaquer au serveur de VPM&eacute;dias. Mais en fait, elle s&#39;est tromp&eacute;e de site. D&#39;o&ugrave; ce regard noir. Ou jaune.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/39517e2f-e968-4715-8b97-9d7e5f849c54.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/39517e2f-e968-4715-8b97-9d7e5f849c54.jpg\" style=\"width: 339px; height: 282px;\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h1>Bonus<\/h1>\n<hr \/>\n<ul>\n<li>Rentr&eacute; de soir&eacute;e, Ouicmoi a une haleine de phoque. C&#39;est Lapin qui le confirme.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/frogmanviadumperscoots-tumblr-com2.jpg?w=500&amp;h=323\" src=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/frogmanviadumperscoots-tumblr-com2.jpg?w=500&amp;h=323\" style=\"width: 327px; height: 211px;\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Satya et Geekinthepink ne trouvent toujours pas de terrain d&#39;entente<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/senorgif.com\/\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"funny pictures of cats with captions\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-290685\" height=\"164\" src=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/funny-pictures-gif-cat-pwns-dog.gif?w=230&amp;h=164\" title=\"funny-pictures-gif-cat-pwns-dog\" width=\"230\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Kroboy gouverne VPM en despote &eacute;clair&eacute;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/1c9947f8-b36c-4ba0-9984-719f131aba5e.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/1c9947f8-b36c-4ba0-9984-719f131aba5e.jpg\" style=\"width: 343px; height: 257px;\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Spolioz f&ecirc;te lui aussi Halloween, en se d&eacute;guisant en poulet. Pourtant, nous lui avions bien dit que c&#39;&eacute;tait le Retour du CANARD D&eacute;cha&icirc;n&eacute;. Mais il ne veut rien entendre.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object height=\"390\" width=\"640\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/XlDmRLss8eM&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;version=3\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><embed allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" height=\"268\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/XlDmRLss8eM&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;version=3\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"439\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Ginette vous souhaite de joyeuses f&ecirc;tes d&#39;Halloween<\/strong>. Tssss.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/10\/funny-pictures-basement-cat-wishes-you-a-happy-halloween.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/10\/funny-pictures-basement-cat-wishes-you-a-happy-halloween.jpg\" style=\"width: 333px; height: 333px;\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ginette r&acirc;le. Ginette griffe, mord, rugit&#8230; Mange aussi. Mais surtout, Ginette est dr&ocirc;le. Ginette attaque. 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