{"id":18444,"date":"2014-05-04T08:00:22","date_gmt":"2014-05-04T07:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=18444"},"modified":"2014-05-03T15:59:58","modified_gmt":"2014-05-03T14:59:58","slug":"la-campagne-de-rayve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=18444","title":{"rendered":"La campagne de Rayve !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva;\">Bonjour, je me pr\u00e9sente. Arr\u00eatez de me regarder comme \u00e7a, je suis timide&#8230;<!--more--> D&rsquo;ailleurs, je rate mes meetings \u00e0 cause de.. Arf ! Non, en fait je n&rsquo;ose m\u00eame pas y aller. Et pourtant, mon patron il est extr\u00eamement gentil. Non, ce n&rsquo;est pas Dens. Ni Magne ! Bah c&rsquo;est Maxdenice voyons. Et moi ? Moi, je suis&#8230; Vous allez me fixer longtemps comme \u00e7a ? Quoi ? Pourquoi je fais cet article si je suis timide ? En fait, on ne me lance plus d&rsquo;enveloppes ou de valises depuis un certains temps, je suis triste. Ils ont remarqu\u00e9s que je suis nul tout seul&#8230; Ah, triste vie ! Et mon patron lui, il me donne des cacahu\u00e8tes&#8230; Il m&rsquo;a pris pour Galf je crois.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva;\">Mickey Mousse, je suis ! \u00c7a au moins, c&rsquo;est fait. Vous ne me connaissez pas ? Pourtant je suis le leader pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9 de Maxdenice, son chouchou&#8230; Enfin je rapporte pas d&rsquo;argent, avec la crise bah une vraie crise est n\u00e9e entre nous. C&rsquo;est Wall Frite mais en pire, moi j&rsquo;vous le dit !<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva;\">J&rsquo;\u00e9tais venu ici pour \u00e9crire une campagne de r\u00eave et non pour parler \u00e0 mon psychiatre, n&rsquo;est-ce pas ? La voici :\u00a0 Ma campagne id\u00e9ale serait donc de&#8230; <em>**Limogeage du leader effectu\u00e9**<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hum hum&#8230; euh&#8230; Hmmm ? Hum hum.. Atchoooouuum ! Oui, je suis timide et alors ? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":149,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-container-style":"default","site-container-layout":"default","site-sidebar-layout":"default","disable-article-header":"default","disable-site-header":"default","disable-site-footer":"default","disable-content-area-spacing":"default","footnotes":""},"categories":[302],"tags":[435,43],"class_list":["post-18444","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-5-la-tribune-libre","tag-animation","tag-fiction"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18444","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/149"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18444"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18444\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18477,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18444\/revisions\/18477"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}