{"id":20141,"date":"2015-02-05T11:54:31","date_gmt":"2015-02-05T10:54:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=20141"},"modified":"2015-02-06T18:52:27","modified_gmt":"2015-02-06T17:52:27","slug":"elections-regionales-fevrier-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=20141","title":{"rendered":"\u00c9lections r\u00e9gionales : f\u00e9vrier 2015"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ce mois-ci, l&rsquo;\u00e9quipe de VPM\u00e9dias vous propose de vivre en direct l&rsquo;annonce des r\u00e9sultats r\u00e9gionaux de f\u00e9vrier ! <em>(NDLR : la masse laineuse de Miss Mouton g\u00e9n\u00e8re un champ magn\u00e9tique si intense que le direct a mis plusieurs jours avant d&rsquo;arriver jusqu&rsquo;ici, mais chut ne lui r\u00e9p\u00e9tez pas !)<\/em><br \/>\nPour cela, nous avons eu une id\u00e9e horrible : c&rsquo;est du g\u00e2\u00e2teau (oh oui, hi hi hi &#8211; comprend qui peut) : nous avons donc infiltr\u00e9 les locaux de certains partis, ainsi que les chaumi\u00e8res de moults pr\u00e9tendants et joueurs afin de vous faire vivre ce moment intense, charg\u00e9 d&rsquo;\u00e9motions et de frivolit\u00e9s !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><strong>31 janvier 2015 &#8211; 23h56<\/strong><\/span>\u00a0: la tension est \u00e0 son comble&#8230; les joueurs rechargent fr\u00e9n\u00e9tiquement la page des classements pour voir s&rsquo;ils sont bien toujours en t\u00eate&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<li><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><em>Chez les Rebelles Acad\u00e9mies<\/em><\/span> : S\u00e9 nou kon va gagnai !!\u00a0S\u00e9 nou kon va gagnai !! Ol\u00e9 ol\u00e9 ol\u00e9 !!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<li><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><em>Chez Sengel<\/em><\/span> : La Belgique sera \u00e0 moi ou ne sera pas !<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<li><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><em>Chez Magne<\/em><\/span> : I HAVE A DREAM ! Ma prochaine variable s&rsquo;appellera MagneVariable \u00a9 !<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<li><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><em>Chez les Cancres, d\u00e9monstration d&rsquo;Atheesouhaits<\/em><\/span> : \u00a0Je crois que j&rsquo;ai compris le truc !! Si le PLH est bien l&rsquo;hypot\u00e9nuse du triangle parisien, il suffit de multiplier par le c\u00f4t\u00e9 auvergnat pour que je gagne non ?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><strong>31 janvier 2015 &#8211; 23h57<\/strong><\/span>\u00a0: dans les villes, c&rsquo;est la guerre des affiches &#8211; chaque joueur tente le tout pour le tout afin de s\u00e9duire le dernier \u00e9lecteur encore \u00e9veill\u00e9&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<li><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><em>Chez Krustyisback<\/em><\/span> : Je vais r\u00e9diger un article sur le KrustyTime qui raconte que Ludu a truqu\u00e9 les \u00e9lections, en disant que c&rsquo;est Ludu qui a \u00e9crit en mon nom pour me d\u00e9cr\u00e9dibiliser ! Niark !<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<li><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><em>Chez Ludu<\/em><\/span> : Je vais r\u00e9diger un article sur le journal o\u00f9 je ne vais jamais qui raconte que Krustyisback a truqu\u00e9 les \u00e9lections, en disant que c&rsquo;est lui qui a \u00e9crit pour faire croire que je vais sur son journal moisi !\u00a0Niark !<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<li><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><em>Chez Ganad<\/em><\/span> : Ce soir, je bouffe du rebelle !<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<li><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><em>Chez Otari<\/em><\/span> : Ce soir, \u00e7a va chier des marmottes !<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><strong>31 janvier 2015 &#8211; 23h58<\/strong><\/span> : la tension est palpable&#8230; les joueurs sont tous pris de bouff\u00e9es de chaleur&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 13px;\"><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><em>Au Parti Lib\u00e9ral Humaniste<\/em><\/span> : Si vous n&rsquo;obtenez pas votre r\u00e9gion, ce sera 100 coups de fouet chacun ! Et avec le sourire !!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><em>Au Front de la Rebellion<\/em><\/span> : Y a deux types de rebelles : les vrais, et les faux ! Nous, on aime pas le botox !<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><em>Chez les Rebelles Acad\u00e9mies<\/em><\/span>\u00a0: S\u00e9 nou kon va gagnai !!\u00a0S\u00e9 nou kon va gagnai !! Ol\u00e9 ol\u00e9 ol\u00e9 !!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><strong>31 janvier 2015 &#8211; 23h59<\/strong><\/span>\u00a0: les gens se poussent, les gens s&rsquo;insultent, les gens se frappent ! Les VPMiens s&rsquo;acharnent sur les leaders sans d\u00e9fenses, c&rsquo;est la guerre civile \u00e0 une minute des r\u00e9sultats&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 13px;\"><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><em>Chez les Cancres Diplomates<\/em><\/span> : Si on obtient une r\u00e9gion, plus une r\u00e9gion, plus une r\u00e9gion, plus une r\u00e9gion, \u00e7a fait combien de r\u00e9gions ?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><em>Chez Magne<\/em><\/span> : MagneBot \u00a9, c&rsquo;est la vie !<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><em>Chez SuperG<\/em><\/span> : Je suis un robot, je suis robot-spierre !<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><em>Chez Talisman<\/em><\/span> : Que retiendra l&rsquo;Histoire de mon mandat ? Serai-je le m\u00e9cr\u00e9ant qui a laiss\u00e9 monter les rebelles ? Ou bien serai-je le m\u00e9cr\u00e9ant qui a laiss\u00e9 monter les rebelles ?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><strong>1<sup>er<\/sup> f\u00e9vrier 2015 &#8211; 00h00<\/strong><\/span> : les r\u00e9sultats tombent !<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><em>Chez les Rebelles Acad\u00e9mies<\/em><\/span>\u00a0: W\u00c9\u00c9 !! S\u00e9 nou kon a gagnai !!\u00a0S\u00e9 nou kon a gagnai !! Ol\u00e9 ol\u00e9 !!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><em>Chez les anti-rebelles<\/em><\/span> : <span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><strong>\u00c9lections Truqu\u00e9es !!!! Bouuuh !!! R\u00c9VOLUTION !!!<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<em>(NDLR : On nous signale quelques arr\u00eats cardiaques sans gravit\u00e9 par ci par l\u00e0)<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><em>Chez Sengel<\/em><\/span> : la Belgique, c&rsquo;est moi !<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><em><span style=\"color: #888888;\">Au Parti D\u00e9terministre<\/span><\/em> : &#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><em>Chez les Mariachis<\/em><\/span> : A\u00efe A\u00efe A\u00efe P\u00e9pito !!!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><em>Chez Bobmorane<\/em><\/span> : Groumpf !<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-20147 aligncenter\" alt=\"8-tv-sheep\" src=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/8-tv-sheep.png\" width=\"280\" height=\"149\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/8-tv-sheep.png 400w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/8-tv-sheep-150x79.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/8-tv-sheep-300x159.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 280px) 100vw, 280px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Voil\u00e0 cher lecteur, ces \u00e9lections ont un go\u00fbt particulier, une saveur qu&rsquo;il sera difficile d&rsquo;\u00e9galer ! Le moins que l&rsquo;on puisse dire, c&rsquo;est qu&rsquo;elles ne laissent pas indiff\u00e9rentes ! Et finalement, c&rsquo;est ce qu&rsquo;on aime dans VPM : les surprises ! Enfin faut pas non plus exag\u00e9rer !<br \/>\nR\u00e9jouissons-nous, le cru de f\u00e9vrier n&rsquo;est pas si mauvais que \u00e7a, et les \u00e9lections profitent \u00e0 tout le monde ! Fa\u00e7on de parler &#8230; (Bob m&rsquo;a dit de rester neutre et objective).<br \/>\nCertains diront que ces \u00e9lections marquent un tournant dans notre vie politique, d&rsquo;autres que c&rsquo;est juste une erreur. Bref, sans plus attendre, je d\u00e9clare la <strong>C\u00e9r\u00e9monie des r\u00e9gionaux de f\u00e9vrier des r\u00e9sultats 2015 ouverte<\/strong> !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Rappel de <a href=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=19872\">janvier 2015<\/a> :<\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\">\n<colgroup width=\"100\"><\/colgroup>\n<colgroup width=\"130\"><\/colgroup>\n<colgroup width=\"110\"><\/colgroup>\n<colgroup width=\"130\"><\/colgroup>\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#F2F2F2\" height=\"56\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\"><b><span style=\"color: #3f3f3f;\">R\u00e9gion<\/span><\/b><\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#F2F2F2\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\"><b><span style=\"color: #3f3f3f;\">Parti<\/span><\/b><\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#F2F2F2\" height=\"56\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\"><b><span style=\"color: #3f3f3f;\">R\u00e9gion<\/span><\/b><\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#F2F2F2\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\"><b><span style=\"color: #3f3f3f;\">Parti<\/span><\/b><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Alsace\"><span style=\"color: #ecf5ff; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Alsace<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Les_Tetes_a_Claques\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Les Tetes a Claques<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Haute_Normandie\"><span style=\"color: #ecf5ff; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Haute Normandie<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Parti_D\u00e9terministre\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Parti D\u00e9terministre<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Aquitaine\"><span style=\"color: #ecf5ff; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Aquitaine<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Front_de_la_R\u00e9bellion_%22FR%22\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Front de la R\u00e9bellion FR<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Languedoc_Roussillon\"><span style=\"color: #ecf5ff; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Languedoc Roussillon<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">PAMAL<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Auvergne\"><span style=\"color: #ecf5ff; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Auvergne<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Parti_D\u00e9terministre\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Parti D\u00e9terministre<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Limousin\"><span style=\"color: #ecf5ff; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Limousin<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Parti_alchimiste\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Parti alchimiste<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Basse_Normandie\"><span style=\"color: #ecf5ff; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Basse Normandie<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Monde_Souterrain\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Monde Souterrain<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Lorraine\"><span style=\"color: #ecf5ff; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Lorraine<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Parti_D\u00e9terministre\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Parti D\u00e9terministre<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Belgique\"><span style=\"color: #ecf5ff; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Belgique<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Parti_Lib\u00e9ral_Humaniste\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Parti Lib\u00e9ral Humaniste<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Midi-Pyr\u00e9n\u00e9es\"><span style=\"color: #ecf5ff; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Midi-Pyr\u00e9n\u00e9es<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Les_petits_monstres\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Les petits monstres<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Bourgogne\"><span style=\"color: #ecf5ff; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Bourgogne<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Parti_D\u00e9terministre\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Parti D\u00e9terministre<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Nord_Pas_de_Calais\"><span style=\"color: #ecf5ff; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Nord Pas de Calais<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Parti_D\u00e9terministre\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Parti D\u00e9terministre<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Bretagne\"><span style=\"color: #ecf5ff; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Bretagne<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Parti_D\u00e9terministre\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Parti D\u00e9terministre<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Pays_de_la_Loire\"><span style=\"color: #ecf5ff; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Pays de la Loire<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Les_Cancres_Diplomates\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Les Cancres Diplomates<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Centre\"><span style=\"color: #ecf5ff; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Centre<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Parti_alchimiste\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Parti alchimiste<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Picardie\"><span style=\"color: #ecf5ff; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Picardie<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Parti_D\u00e9terministre\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Parti D\u00e9terministre<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Champagne_Ardenne\"><span style=\"color: #ecf5ff; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Champagne Ardenne<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Parti de cuni<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Poitou_Charentes\"><span style=\"color: #ecf5ff; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Poitou Charentes<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Les_7_P\u00e9ch\u00e9s_Capitaux\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Les 7 P\u00e9ch\u00e9s Capitaux<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Corse\"><span style=\"color: #ecf5ff; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Corse<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Slip acad\u00e9mie<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Provence-Alpes-C\u00f4te_dAzur\"><span style=\"color: #ecf5ff; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">PACA<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Parti_Lib\u00e9ral_Humaniste\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Parti Lib\u00e9ral Humaniste<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/DOM_TOM\"><span style=\"color: #ecf5ff; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">DOM TOM<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Vivre Ensemble<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Rh\u00f4ne-Alpes\"><span style=\"color: #ecf5ff; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Rh\u00f4ne-Alpes<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Parti_Orgasmique\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Parti Orgasmique<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Franche-Comt\u00e9\"><span style=\"color: #ecf5ff; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Franche-Comt\u00e9<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Parti G\u00e9nitale<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/\u00cele_de_France\"><span style=\"color: #ecf5ff; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">\u00cele de France<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Les_Gauchos_R\u00e9actionnaires\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: x-small;\">Les Gauchos R\u00e9actionnaires<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Place aux r\u00e9sultats :<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>(NDLR : \u00e0 des fins purement journalistes, je consid\u00e8rerai que chaque RA est un parti ind\u00e9pendant&#8230; mais je n&rsquo;oublierai pas de souligner qu&rsquo;ils se rangent dans le m\u00eame sac de rebelles pour***)<\/em><\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\">\n<colgroup width=\"250\"><\/colgroup>\n<colgroup width=\"80\"><\/colgroup>\n<colgroup width=\"124\"><\/colgroup>\n<colgroup width=\"150\"><\/colgroup>\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#F2F2F2\" height=\"56\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\"><b><span style=\"color: #3f3f3f;\">Parti<\/span><\/b><\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#F2F2F2\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\"><b><span style=\"color: #3f3f3f;\">Nombre r\u00e9gions<\/span><\/b><\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#F2F2F2\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\"><b><span style=\"color: #3f3f3f;\">Progression<\/span><\/b><\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#F2F2F2\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\"><b><span style=\"color: #3f3f3f;\">R\u00e9gions<\/span><\/b><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><span style=\"color: #ffffff; font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: small;\">1. <a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Les_Cancres_Diplomates\"><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Les Cancres Diplomates<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">4<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#C6EFCE\"><span style=\"color: #006100; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">+3<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#ECF5FF\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: 11px;\">Alsace &#8211; Languedoc Roussillon &#8211; Pays de la Loire &#8211; \u00cele de France<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><span style=\"color: #ecf5ff; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">2.<span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"> <a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Parti_Lib\u00e9ral_Humaniste\"><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Parti Lib\u00e9ral Humaniste<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">3<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#C6EFCE\"><span style=\"color: #006100; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">+1<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#ECF5FF\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">Belgique &#8211; PACA &#8211; Nord Pas de Calais<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><span style=\"color: #ecf5ff; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">3. <span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Parti_D\u00e9terministre\"><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Parti D\u00e9terministre<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">2<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#FFC7CE\"><span style=\"color: #9c0006; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">-5<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#ECF5FF\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">Picardie &#8211; Lorraine<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><span style=\"color: #ffffff; font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: small;\">4. <a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Front_de_la_R\u00e9bellion_%22FR%22\"><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Front de la R\u00e9bellion FR<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">2<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#C6EFCE\"><span style=\"color: #006100; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">+1<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#ECF5FF\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">Aquitaine &#8211; Auvergne<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><span style=\"color: #ecf5ff; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">5. Les petits monstres<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">2<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#FFFFCC\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">=<\/span><\/td>\n<td colspan=\"2\" align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#ECF5FF\"><span style=\"color: black; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">Midi-Pyr\u00e9n\u00e9es &#8211; Basse Normandie<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><span style=\"color: #ffffff; font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: small;\">6. La Rebelle Acad\u00e9mie I<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">2<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#FFFFCC\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">ENTR\u00c9E<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#ECF5FF\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">Centre &#8211; Haute Normandie<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><span style=\"color: #ffffff; font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: small;\">7. La Rebelle Acad\u00e9mie II<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">2<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#FFFFCC\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">ENTR\u00c9E<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#ECF5FF\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">Franche-Comt\u00e9 &#8211; Champagne-Ardenne<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><span style=\"color: #ffffff; font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: small;\">8. Les Audacieux<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">2<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#FFFFCC\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">ENTR\u00c9E<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#ECF5FF\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">Corse &#8211; Poitou Charentes<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><span style=\"color: #ecf5ff; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">9.<span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.vpmedias.fr\/Parti_alchimiste\"><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"> Parti alchimiste<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">1<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#FFC7CE\"><span style=\"color: #9c0006; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">-1<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#ECF5FF\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">Bretagne<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><span style=\"color: #ecf5ff; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">10. Vivre Ensemble<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">1<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#FFFFCC\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">=<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#ECF5FF\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">DOM-TOM<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><span style=\"color: #ecf5ff; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">11. Les Mariachis<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">1<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#FFFFCC\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">ENTR\u00c9E<\/span><\/td>\n<td colspan=\"2\" align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#ECF5FF\"><span style=\"color: black; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">Bourgogne<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><span style=\"color: #ffffff; font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: small;\">12. Un soir de Juillet<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">1<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#FFFFCC\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">ENTR\u00c9E<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#ECF5FF\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">Limousin<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#376092\" height=\"30\"><span style=\"color: #ffffff; font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: small;\">13. Parti For Ever<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">1<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#FFFFCC\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">ENTR\u00c9E<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"CENTER\" valign=\"MIDDLE\" bgcolor=\"#ECF5FF\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: small;\">Rh\u00f4nes Alpes<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Rappelez-vous, c&rsquo;\u00e9tait il y a tout juste un mois : le Parti D\u00e9terministre \u00e9crasait la concurrence avec 7 r\u00e9gions dans la poche ! Les autres pr\u00e9tendants n&rsquo;avaient eu alors que des r\u00e9gionettes \u00e0 se partager, dans la joie et l&rsquo;all\u00e9gresse ! Ce mois-ci, les cartes ont \u00e9t\u00e9 rebattues et la VPMie n&rsquo;est plus aussi partag\u00e9e ! Qui l&#8217;emportera ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"podium\" src=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/podium.png\" width=\"51\" height=\"35\" \/>\u00a0<\/strong>Podium<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Pour une fois, les <strong>Cancres Diplomates<\/strong> arrivent en t\u00eate d&rsquo;un classement ! \u00c7a va \u00eatre la f\u00eate chez eux ! Avec 4 r\u00e9gions au compteur (dont l&rsquo;<span style=\"color: #000080;\"><em><strong>\u00cele de France<\/strong><\/em><\/span>), ce parti domine paisiblement et ne \u00a0manquera tr\u00e8s certainement pas de le faire remarquer \u00e0 qui voudra bien l&rsquo;entendre ! Allez, j&rsquo;applaudis !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">En deuxi\u00e8me position, le <strong>Parti Lib\u00e9ral Humaniste<\/strong> est dans la continuit\u00e9 ! Tout en poursuivant tranquillement son petit bonhomme de chemin, il envoie un signal fort aux Cancres et \u00e0 la communaut\u00e9 avec dans sa poche deux des plus grandes r\u00e9gions de la VPMie. En qu\u00eate d&rsquo;un nouveau record ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Voil\u00e0 une troisi\u00e8me place bien fragile, que nous attribuons, en gage d&rsquo;hommage, au <strong>Parti D\u00e9terministre<\/strong>, \u00e0 \u00e9galit\u00e9 avec 5 autres partis. Avoir deux r\u00e9gions en sa possession, c&rsquo;est la base de nos jours. Il va falloir faire mieux ! On sait que vous en \u00eates capables !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"hausse\" src=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/arrow_in.png\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\" \/><strong>Hausse<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">En signant la meilleure performance du mois, l&rsquo;incontestable vainqueur est le parti des <span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Cancres Diplomates<\/strong><\/span>. Avec un gain de trois r\u00e9gions (l&rsquo;<span style=\"color: #000080;\"><em><strong>Alsace<\/strong><\/em><\/span>, le <span style=\"color: #000080;\"><em><strong>Languedoc-Roussillon<\/strong><\/em><\/span> et surtout l&rsquo;<span style=\"color: #000080;\"><em><strong>\u00cele de France<\/strong><\/em><\/span>), ses membres sont actuellement dans une bonne dynamique de groupe !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Le <strong><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Parti Lib\u00e9ral Humaniste<\/span><\/strong> s&#8217;empare enfin du <span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong><em>Nord Pas de Calais<\/em><\/strong><\/span> (face aux Cancres, niark !). Alors qu&rsquo;il croyait l&rsquo;<span style=\"color: #000080;\"><em><strong>\u00cele de France<\/strong><\/em><\/span> acquise, celle-ci lui passe sous le nez. Mais le parti n&rsquo;a pas \u00e0 rougir de sa hausse. Avec trois r\u00e9gions au compteur, il avance paisiblement. Qui arr\u00eatera la machine ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Le <strong><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Font de la R\u00e9bellion FR<\/span><\/strong>, en pleine reconstruction, s&#8217;empare quant \u00e0 lui de l&rsquo;<span style=\"color: #000080;\"><em><strong>Auvergne<\/strong><\/em><\/span>, sous les yeux d\u00e9cr\u00e9pis des Joyeux Auvergnats qui nourrissent d\u00e9sormais en secret des rancoeurs ! Avec pour base solide l&rsquo;<span style=\"color: #000080;\"><em><strong>Aquitaine<\/strong><\/em><\/span>, le Front est plus que jamais en course vers les sommets.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"arrow_out\" src=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/arrow_out.png\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\" \/>\u00a0<strong>Baisse<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Il y a baisser, et baisser comme le <strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Parti D\u00e9terministre<\/span><\/strong> ! Leader jusqu&rsquo;alors incontest\u00e9, la chute de f\u00e9vrier est douloureuse : en perdant 5 r\u00e9gions (l&rsquo;<span style=\"color: #000080;\"><em><strong>Auvergne<\/strong><\/em><\/span>, la <span style=\"color: #000080;\"><em><strong>Bourgogne<\/strong><\/em><\/span>, la <span style=\"color: #000080;\"><em><strong>Bretagne<\/strong><\/em><\/span>, la <span style=\"color: #000080;\"><em><strong>Haute-Normandie<\/strong><\/em><\/span>, et le <span style=\"color: #000080;\"><em><strong>Nord Pas de Calais<\/strong><\/em><\/span>), il n&rsquo;y a pas \u00e0 dire : \u00e7a fait mal (perte de 10 \u00e9toiles et de 2 500 000 plakass). Il va falloir se r\u00e9veiller !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00c0 noter \u00e9galement la petit baisse du <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Parti Alchimiste<\/strong><\/span> qui perd le <span style=\"color: #000080;\"><em><strong>Centre<\/strong><\/em><\/span> et le <span style=\"color: #000080;\"><em><strong>Limousin<\/strong><\/em><\/span>, mais qui se console avec la <span style=\"color: #000080;\"><em><strong>Bretagne<\/strong><\/em><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"arrow in out\" src=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/arrow-in-out.png\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\" \/>\u00a0<strong>Entr\u00e9es et Sorties<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Pas moins de 6 partis font leur entr\u00e9e dans le classement ce mois-ci ! C&rsquo;est \u00e9patant, c&rsquo;est formidable, c&rsquo;est prodigieux, c&rsquo;est &#8230; <em>(Sengel, y a deux partis Rebelles dans le lot)<\/em> d\u00e9primant, c&rsquo;est d\u00e9courageant, c&rsquo;est accablant&#8230; 6 partis qui entrent, 6 qui sortent, autrement dit la moiti\u00e9 du classement a \u00e9t\u00e9 renouvel\u00e9. Mais par qui ?<br \/>\nTrois partis font (ou refont) une entr\u00e9e fracassante : <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>La Rebelle Acad\u00e9mie I <\/strong><\/span>(<span style=\"color: #000080;\"><em><strong>Centre<\/strong><\/em><\/span> et <span style=\"color: #000080;\"><em><strong>Haute-Normandie<\/strong><\/em><\/span>),<span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"> <strong>la Rebelle Acad\u00e9mie II<\/strong><\/span>\u00a0(<span style=\"color: #000080;\"><em><strong>Franche-Comt\u00e9<\/strong><\/em><\/span> et <span style=\"color: #000080;\"><em><strong>Champagne-Ardenne<\/strong><\/em><\/span>) et <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Les Audacieux<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span>(<em><strong><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Corse<\/span><\/strong><\/em> et <span style=\"color: #000080;\"><em><strong>Poitou-Charentes<\/strong><\/em><\/span>) qui s&rsquo;adjugent chacun deux r\u00e9gions, et pas des moindres. Une belle mont\u00e9e dans des villes-r\u00e9gions qu&rsquo;il va d\u00e9sormais falloir assumer, car la concurrence est rude !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Plus modestement, trois partis obtiennent chacun une r\u00e9gion : <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Les Mariachis<\/strong><\/span>, parti encore discret, et qui s&#8217;empare de la <span style=\"color: #000080;\"><em><strong>Bourgogne<\/strong><\/em><\/span> au nez et \u00e0 la barbe de Superg\u00e9nial (Inspire Me) ; <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Un soir de Juillet<\/strong><\/span>, dont nous parlions dans le dernier <a href=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=20081\"><strong>Classement National #133<\/strong><\/a> et qui, dans une bonne dynamique, conquiert le <span style=\"color: #000080;\"><em><strong>Limousin<\/strong><\/em><\/span> face aux valeureux chevaliers de la\u00a0Freedom&rsquo;s Knights ; et enfin le <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Parti For Ever<\/strong><\/span>, encore et toujours, fr\u00e9quemment enterr\u00e9, et qui domine, excusez du peu, la r\u00e9gion <span style=\"color: #000080;\"><em><strong>Rh\u00f4ne-Alpes<\/strong><\/em><\/span>!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mesdames et messieurs, (et Mademoiselle Mouton), je veux un tonnerre d&rsquo;applaudissements pour ces partis ! Et un rasade de hu\u00e9es pour les suivants :<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Exit le <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Parti de Cuni<\/span>, le <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Parti G\u00e9nitale<\/span>, la <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Slip Acad\u00e9mie<\/span>, les <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">7 P\u00each\u00e9s Capitaux<\/span>, le parti <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">PAMAL<\/span>, et les <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">T\u00eates \u00e0 claques<\/span>, qui n&rsquo;ont pas su affronter cette adversit\u00e9 terrifiante ! Un sursaut d&rsquo;orgueil \u00e9tant attendu, la bataille s&rsquo;annonce sanglante !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"tendance\" src=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/tendance.png\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\" \/>\u00a0<strong>Tendance G\u00e9n\u00e9rale<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Difficile de parler de tendance g\u00e9n\u00e9rale ! Les mastodontes du Top 15 sont bien pr\u00e9sents au sommet du classement des r\u00e9gions, et ce mois-ci ne d\u00e9roge pas \u00e0 la r\u00e8gle qui veut que les \u00e9lections r\u00e9gionales profitent aux nouveaux.<br \/>\nEn outre, peu de baisse et peu de hausse \u00e0 se mettre sous la dent ! Avouons-le, il n&rsquo;y a rien \u00e0 dire, si ce n&rsquo;est que VPM donne sa chance \u00e0 tout le monde et que c&rsquo;est ainsi que 6 partis font leur entr\u00e9e dans le Top ! Place aux jeunes qu&rsquo;ils disent. Mouais !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Les r\u00e9sultats des \u00e9lections r\u00e9gionales de F\u00e9vrier 2015, en direct diff\u00e9r\u00e9 !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":131,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-container-style":"default","site-container-layout":"default","site-sidebar-layout":"default","disable-article-header":"default","disable-site-header":"default","disable-site-footer":"default","disable-content-area-spacing":"default","footnotes":""},"categories":[312,3],"tags":[270,614,59],"class_list":["post-20141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-g-a-la-une","category-1-vpmi","tag-classement","tag-classement-regional","tag-resultats-regionaux"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/131"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20141"}],"version-history":[{"count":29,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20141\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20301,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20141\/revisions\/20301"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}