{"id":20489,"date":"2015-02-22T17:34:16","date_gmt":"2015-02-22T16:34:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=20489"},"modified":"2015-02-22T23:43:54","modified_gmt":"2015-02-22T22:43:54","slug":"classement-municipal-14-l-22-fevrier-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=20489","title":{"rendered":"Classement municipal #14 l 22 f\u00e9vrier 2015"},"content":{"rendered":"

A VPM\u00e9dias:<\/em><\/p>\n

Sengel: <\/strong>BOUUUUUH !Tout le monde me pique mes graphiques, ouiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin !<\/p>\n

Magne: <\/strong>Faux, je les fais bien mieux que toi.<\/p>\n

Sengel: <\/strong>R\u00e9p\u00e8te \u00e7a pour voir !<\/p>\n

Magne: <\/strong>Parfaitement, ils sont bien mieux !<\/p>\n

Sengel: <\/strong>Ah ouais ?<\/p>\n

Magne: <\/strong>Ouais !<\/p>\n

Bobmorane: <\/strong>Du calme.<\/p>\n

Supergenial: <\/strong>Dawo’, arr\u00eate de donner trop de caf\u00e9 \u00e0 Sengel.<\/p>\n

Dawokan: <\/strong>Mais c’est elle qui…<\/p>\n

Supergenial: <\/strong>Les patrons c’est Bob et Magne, pas Sengel!<\/p>\n

Dawokan: <\/strong>Pas toi non plus !<\/p>\n

Supergenial: <\/strong>Tu veux qu’on se batte ?<\/p>\n

C’est ainsi que Bobmorane se sentant un peu sel en ne se battant pas se lan\u00e7a dans la bagarre. Quand \u00e0 moi, 38 coups de poings apr\u00e8s tout cela… je d\u00e9clare le quatorzi\u00e8me classement municipal (et le troisi\u00e8me pour moi) ouvert !<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Parti<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

Nombre de Villes <\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

Progression villes<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Parti Lib\u00e9ral Humaniste<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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6<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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Les Cancres Diplomates<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

6<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

-4<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

La Rebelle Acad\u00e9mie I<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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5<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Parti D\u00e9terministre<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

4<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Front de la R\u00e9bellion<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

3<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

La Rebelle Acad\u00e9mie II<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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3<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Les petits monstres<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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2<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

parti alchimiste<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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2<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

La Communaut\u00e9 de l\u2019agneau<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

2<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

La Rebelle Acad\u00e9mie III<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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2<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

Entr\u00e9e<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Parti For Ever<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

-1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Parti Orgasmique<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Inspire Me<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

-1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Les T\u00eates \u00e0 Claques<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Experts Rebels<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Les maitres quenelliers<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

Entr\u00e9e<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Parti des Cons unitaires<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

Entr\u00e9e<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Les Mariachis<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

Entr\u00e9e<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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 <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Parti<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

Nombre d\u2019habitants<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

Progression habitants<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Parti Lib\u00e9ral Humaniste<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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5200000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

2366000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Les Cancres Diplomates<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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849000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

-3209000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

La Communaut\u00e9 de l\u2019agneau<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

695000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

225000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

La Rebelle Acad\u00e9mie I<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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674000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

170000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Parti D\u00e9terministre<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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661000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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310000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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Les petits monstres<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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550000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

298000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Front de la R\u00e9bellion<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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549000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

parti alchimiste<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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460000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

208000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

La Rebelle Acad\u00e9mie II<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

445000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

145000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Inspire Me<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

274000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

La Rebelle Acad\u00e9mie III<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

259000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

Entr\u00e9e<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Parti For Ever<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

166000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

-145000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Parti Orgasmique<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

156000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Les Mariachis<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

151000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

Entr\u00e9e<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Les T\u00eates \u00e0 Claques<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

111000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Les maitres quenelliers<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

109000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

Entr\u00e9e<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Partis des Cons Unitaires<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

105000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

Entr\u00e9e<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Experts Rebels<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

101000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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Normalement un Magne-ifique graphique circulaire plus commun\u00e9ment appel\u00e9 \u00ab\u00a0Camembert\u00a0\u00bb aurait du s’afficher mais bon, on va faire sans.<\/p>\n

Podium:<\/strong> Enfin, le classement municipal et le classement national ont le m\u00eame leader incontest\u00e9, j’ai nomm\u00e9 le Parti Lib\u00e9ral Humaniste<\/strong>. Il est \u00e0 la t\u00eate de 45% des habitants des villes de plus de 100 000 habitants mais poss\u00e8de en revanche autant de villes que les Cancres Diplomates: 6. Le Parti Lib\u00e9ral Humaniste a r\u00e9cemment gagn\u00e9 beaucoup de villes comme Paris, Lille, Nice et conserve Marseille, Lyon et Nantes. La deuxi\u00e8me place est attribu\u00e9e aux Cancres Diplomates<\/strong>. Ils sont en revanche dans une mauvaise dynamique en ayant perdu 4 villes tr\u00e8s importantes: Paris, Toulouse, Strasbourg et Montpellier et n’ont d\u00e9sormais aucune des 11 premi\u00e8res villes de VPM. Enfin, deux troisi\u00e8mes places diff\u00e9rentes: La Communaut\u00e9 de l’agneau<\/strong> en habitants, notamment en gagnant Lille alors que la troisi\u00e8me place en ville est attribu\u00e9e comme la semaine derni\u00e8re \u00e0 la Rebelle Acad\u00e9mie I<\/strong> qui prend une ville au passage.<\/p>\n

Hausses<\/strong>: Commen\u00e7ons donc par le Parti Lib\u00e9ral Humaniste<\/strong> qui comme dit plus haut a r\u00e9ussi \u00e0 grappiller la premier place. La Communaut\u00e9 de l’agneau<\/strong> est \u00e9galement tr\u00e8s en forme en gagnant Lille et parvient \u00e0 triompher en troisi\u00e8me place des habitants. La Rebelle Acad\u00e9mie I<\/strong> s’en tire \u00e9galement bien en perdant des villes tout en en gagnant une de plus. La Rebelle Acad\u00e9mie II<\/strong> fait de m\u00eame en gagnant Villeurbanne. Enfin, le Parti D\u00e9terministre<\/strong> a quand a lui gagn\u00e9 Strasbourg.<\/p>\n

Baisses<\/strong>: Si pour les hausses, je vous ai soul\u00e9 pendant tr\u00e8s longtemps, je vais \u00eatre tr\u00e8s bref pour les baisses. Les Cancres Diplomates<\/strong> ont donc perdu des villes tr\u00e8s importantes et tombent \u00e0 la deuxi\u00e8me place quand au Parti For Ever<\/strong>, il perd Villeurbanne \u00e0 cause d’un homme qui sera humili\u00e9 et qui a fait baiss\u00e9 de 45 points le score du PFE en une campagne: Chlochlos!<\/p>\n

Entr\u00e9es<\/strong>: La Rebelle Acad\u00e9mie III<\/strong> nous fait une entr\u00e9e fracassante avec directement deux villes. Entrent \u00e9galement avec Dijon Les Mariachis<\/strong>, avec Rouen les maitres quenelliers<\/strong> et avec Nancy, le Parti des Cons Unitaires<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dans les bagarres chez VPM\u00e9dias, un homme peut toujours faire un classement !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":168,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-container-style":"default","site-container-layout":"default","site-sidebar-layout":"default","disable-article-header":"default","disable-site-header":"default","disable-site-footer":"default","disable-content-area-spacing":"default","footnotes":""},"categories":[312,3],"tags":[270,618],"class_list":["post-20489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-g-a-la-une","category-1-vpmi","tag-classement","tag-classement-municipal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/168"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20489"}],"version-history":[{"count":27,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20489\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20516,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20489\/revisions\/20516"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}