{"id":20984,"date":"2015-03-22T10:50:37","date_gmt":"2015-03-22T09:50:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=20984"},"modified":"2015-03-22T10:51:13","modified_gmt":"2015-03-22T09:51:13","slug":"classement-municipal-16-i-22-mars-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=20984","title":{"rendered":"Classement municipal #16 I 22 mars 2015"},"content":{"rendered":"

Je commencerais par m’excuser car quand vous aurez ouvert VPM\u00e9dias et vu un premier article, vous esp\u00e9riez qu’il porterait sur la pr\u00e9sidentielle. Or, je viens encore vous saouler avec mon classement municipal \u00e0 la noix! Que dire de plus, si ce n’est que sinon je me fais fusiller par magne, fouetter par bob, moquer par sengel et insulter par talis! Vous les aurez vos articles sur la pr\u00e9si mais un peu de patience que diable! Vous n’\u00e9chapperez pas \u00e0 mon classement que voici:<\/p>\n

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 <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Parti<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

Nombre de Villes <\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

Progression villes<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Les Cancres Diplomates<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

7<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

-1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

La Racad\u00e9mie I<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

5<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

-1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Parti D\u00e9terministre<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

3<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Front de la R\u00e9bellion<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

3<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

La Communaut\u00e9 de l\u2019agneau<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

3<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Les Vachettes Normandes<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

3<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

2<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Parti Orgasmique<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

2<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

La Racad\u00e9mie II<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

2<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Les petits monstres<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

2<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Les Gauchos R\u00e9actionnaires<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

2<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Experts Rebels<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Parti des Cons unitaires<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

L’Alliance des Elites<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Space Oddity <\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

Entr\u00e9e<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Les Audacieux<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

Entr\u00e9e<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Les 7 p\u00e9ch\u00e9s capitaux<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

Entr\u00e9e<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

La Licorne C\u00e9leste<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

Entr\u00e9e<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Parti Lib\u00e9ral Humaniste<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

-3<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Parti For Ever<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

-1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

parti alchimiste<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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 <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Parti<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

Nombre d\u2019habitants<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

Progression habitants<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Parti Orgasmique<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

2399000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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2243000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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La Communaut\u00e9 de l\u2019agneau<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

1695000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

1000000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Les Cancres Diplomates<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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1115000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

-117000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Les Vachettes Normandes<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

1075000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

822000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

La Racad\u00e9mie I<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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852000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Parti Lib\u00e9ral Humaniste<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

852000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

-3626000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Les petits monstres<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

550000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

109000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Front de la R\u00e9bellion<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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549000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

La Racad\u00e9mie II<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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466000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

166000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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Parti D\u00e9terministre<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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355000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

-98000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Les Gauchos R\u00e9actionnaires<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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330000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

-144000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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Parti For Ever<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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166000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

-348000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

L’Alliance des Elites<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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143000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

La Licorne C\u00e9leste<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

143000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

Entr\u00e9e<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Space Oddity <\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

117000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

Entr\u00e9e<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Les Audacieux<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

116000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

Entr\u00e9e<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

parti alchimiste<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

113000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Partis des Cons Unitaires<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

105000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Les 7 p\u00e9ch\u00e9s capitaux<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

103000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

Entr\u00e9e<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

Experts Rebels<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

101000<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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Podium:<\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/strong>On commencera par le nombre de villes avec comme il y a deux semaines\u00a0 Les Cancres Diplomates et la Racad\u00e9mie I <\/strong>(Ancienne Rebelle Acad\u00e9mie I) qui perdent une ville chacun, en revanche, la troisi\u00e8me place est occup\u00e9e par 4 partis \u00e0 \u00e9galit\u00e9: Le Parti D\u00e9terministre, le Front de la R\u00e9bellion, La Communaut\u00e9 de l’Agneau et Les Vachettes Normandes.<\/strong><\/p>\n

En ce qui concerne les habitants, on a plus de changements. On trouve en t\u00eate le Parti Orgasmique <\/strong>qui gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 Paris prend 11 places dans ce classement, suivi de La Communaut\u00e9 de l’Agneau <\/strong>qui gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 Bruxelles prend deux places et enfin des Cancres Diplomates <\/strong>qui chutent d’une place par rapport \u00e0 il y a deux semaines.<\/p>\n

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Hausses: <\/strong>Belles progressions pour le Parti Orgasmique\u00a0<\/strong>et\u00a0La Communaut\u00e9 de l’Agneau <\/strong>qui prennent respectivement Paris et Bruxelles et nous change un peu les maires des grandes villes. Peut-\u00eatre la progression de l’ann\u00e9e reviendra t-elle aux Vachettes Normandes<\/strong>? En effet, ce jeune parti a pris 3 villes et un total de 822 000 habitants! On peut \u00e9galement citer les Petits<\/strong> Monstres <\/strong>qui arrivent \u00e0 reprendre Caen.<\/p>\n

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Baisses: <\/strong>Si on a eu une hausse de l’ann\u00e9e, on a aussi une belle baisse, celle du Parti Lib\u00e9ral Humaniste. <\/strong>Ils ont perdu les 3 villes importantes de Paris, Bruxelles et Nantes. On peut \u00e9galement citer le Parti For Ever <\/strong>qui perd Nice.<\/p>\n

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Entr\u00e9es\/Sorties: <\/strong>Je commencerais par les sorties, comme \u00e7a, c’est fait! Donc apr\u00e8s leur chute vertigineuse, Inspire Me <\/strong>nous quitte. Ils sont accompagn\u00e9s du Monde Souterrain<\/strong> et des Maitres Quenelliers.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Les entr\u00e9es maintenant. Nous avons donc La Licorne C\u00e9leste <\/strong>(Aix-en-Provence), Space Oddity <\/strong>(Bruges), Les Audacieux <\/strong>(Besan\u00e7on) et\u00a0L<\/strong>es 7 p\u00e9ch\u00e9s Capitaux<\/strong> (bien entendu \u00e0 Argenteuil).<\/p>\n

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Tendance colonel<\/del> g\u00e9n\u00e9rale:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Je me contenterais de souligner une nette instabilit\u00e9 <\/span>dont j’ignore les raisons.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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