{"id":21300,"date":"2015-04-26T21:25:54","date_gmt":"2015-04-26T20:25:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=21300"},"modified":"2015-04-26T21:30:08","modified_gmt":"2015-04-26T20:30:08","slug":"classement-national-144-25-avril-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=21300","title":{"rendered":"Classement National #144 | 25 avril 2015"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00ab\u00a0Un jour mon p\u00e8re me dit\u00a0: Fistonne, j\u2019te vois sur la plage le soir<\/em><\/p>\n

A ton \u00e2ge, il y a des choses, qu\u2019une moutonne doit savoir<\/em><\/p>\n

Les bots tu sais m\u00e9fie-toi, c\u2019est pas c\u2019que tu crois.<\/em><\/p>\n

Ils sont tous\u2026 bug\u00e9s, bug\u00e9s bug\u00e9s comme le jouuuur.\u00a0\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n

Les murs vibrent, les vitres tremblent dans les locaux de VPM\u00e9dias. C’est comme un tremblement de terre, un typhon sur la mer. Le faux plafond s’effondre. D\u00e9bris, d\u00e9combres. La pendule de l’entr\u00e9e s’est arr\u00eat\u00e9e sur midi.<\/p>\n

– Oh Bob, \u00e7a recommence\u00a0! dit Baghera en rentrant dans mon bureau. Quand Sengel chante, j\u2019ai mon c\u0153ur qui frappe et cogne, dans mon corps et dans ma t\u00eate. J\u2019ai des images qui s\u2019encha\u00eenent.<\/p>\n

– Moi aussi, r\u00e9ponds-je. Je ne sais pas ce qui se passe, je suis ensorcel\u00e9. Le feu de mon corps devient un rebelle.<\/p>\n

\u00ab J\u2019ai la laine douce dans mon bain de mousse. Je m\u2019\u00e9clabousse, j\u2019en ris\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n

– Impossible dans ces conditions, s’\u00e9n\u00e8rve Magne, d’achever MagneBot ! Car m\u00eame si je m\u2019am\u00e9liore, oh, j\u2019en r\u00eave encore.<\/p>\n

VPM\u00e9dias n’est plus qu’une maison de fous dans laquelle je dois chercher le laisser-passer A38. Que faire ? Comment mettre fin \u00e0 cette situation ubuesque ? Foncer \u00e0 l’\u00e9tage sup\u00e9rieur o\u00f9 Sengel a ses appartements, enfoncer la porte de la salle de bain en hurlant pour d\u00e9couvrir Miss Mouton dans son bain, la masse laineuse remplie d’eau et pendouillant en gros sacs humides et gris\u00e2tres de mani\u00e8re peu \u00e9l\u00e9gante ? Vite, le formulaire jaune, et d\u00e9clarons la 144e c\u00e9r\u00e9monie du Classement National ouverte.<\/p>\n

\u00a0 Classement relev\u00e9 le 24\/04\/2015 \u00e0 22:03:18<\/em><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
\n

Parti<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

Influence (%)<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

Progression en place<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

Progression en influence (%)<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

1. Parti Lib\u00e9ral Humaniste<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

16.77<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

=<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

-0.96<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

2. Les Vachettes Normandes<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

13.65<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

=<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

+0.34<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

3. Les Cancres Diplomates<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

10.82<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

=<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

-0.5<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

4. Parti D\u00e9terministre<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

8.71<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

+1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

+1.93<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

5. Space Oddity<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

7.43<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

+4<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

+2<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

6. Parti For Ever<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

7.21<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

+1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

+1.18<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

7. La Communaut\u00e9 de l’Agneau<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

5.94<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

+1<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

+0.3<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

8. les Gauchos R\u00e9actionnaires<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

5.50<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

-2<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

-0.74<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

9. Parti Orgasmique<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

5.09<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

-5<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

-1.78<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

10. Les Joyeux Auvergnats<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

4.43<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

=<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

-0.63<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

11. La Racad\u00e9mie II<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

4.24<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

=<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

-0.41<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

12. La Racad\u00e9mie I<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

3.11<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

+2<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

+0.82<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

13. L’Alliance Des Elites<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

2.64<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

=<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

-0.6<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

14. Front de la R\u00e9bellion FR<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

2.31<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

-2<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

-0.97<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\n

15. Un soir de Juillet.<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

2.15<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

=<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

+0.03<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

<\/p>\n

\"argent-podium-classements-classements-icone-6606-48\" Podium : Trois partis seuls au dessus des 10%<\/strong><\/p>\n

Et ce sont les m\u00eames que la semaine derni\u00e8re. Un \u00e9cart de 3 points s\u00e9pare chacun des partis, dont aucun ne se d\u00e9marque r\u00e9ellement. Les Vachettes Normandes continuent leur avanc\u00e9e, apr\u00e8s avoir conquis la seconde place il y a une semaine.\u00a0 Les Cancres diplomates ont eu du mal \u00e0 progresser ces 7 derniers jours, oscillant entre 10% et 12%. Le Parti Lib\u00e9ral Humaniste a d\u00e9pass\u00e9 les 18% lundi dernier, mais est retomb\u00e9 autour des 16%.<\/p>\n

\"arrow_in\"Hausses : Space Oddity se d\u00e9marque<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ce parti gagne 4 places et 2% au classement, au coeur de tout un peloton qui gagne \u00e9galement en influence : le Parti D\u00e9terministre, le Parti For Ever et la Communaut\u00e9 de l’Agneau. Belle remont\u00e9e de deux places de la Racad\u00e9mie I.<\/p>\n

\"arrow_out\"Baisses : Nouvelle chute du Parti Orgasmique<\/strong><\/p>\n

L’\u00e9quipe de Talisman perd 5 places, apr\u00e8s en avoir gagn\u00e9 deux la semaine pass\u00e9e. Le parti peine \u00e0 conserver ses positions depuis plusieurs semaines. Signalons sans plus nous \u00e9tendre la chute des Gauchos R\u00e9actionnaires et du Front de la R\u00e9bellion FR.<\/p>\n

\"arrow Entr\u00e9es et sorties<\/strong><\/p>\n

Aucun renouvellement \u00e0 signaler cette semaine.<\/p>\n

\"tendance\" La tendance g\u00e9n\u00e9rale : la moiti\u00e9 du tableau en position stationnaire<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0Une grande stabilit\u00e9 est \u00e0 remarquer. Les \u00e9volutions de score sont faibles, en g\u00e9n\u00e9ral plus ou moins de 1%. A quelque exceptions, pas de vif mouvement, le tableau semble comme endormi.<\/p>\n

Rendez-vous vendredi prochain pour le prochain relev\u00e9 comment\u00e9 du classement. Lire la pr\u00e9c\u00e9dente analyse<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Aucune entr\u00e9e ou sortie, ni de grandes perc\u00e9es. Cette semaine, le classement semble comme endormi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-container-style":"default","site-container-layout":"default","site-sidebar-layout":"default","disable-article-header":"default","disable-site-header":"default","disable-site-footer":"default","disable-content-area-spacing":"default","footnotes":""},"categories":[312,3],"tags":[270,41,187],"class_list":["post-21300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-g-a-la-une","category-1-vpmi","tag-classement","tag-classement-national","tag-classement-par-influence"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21300"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21300\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21333,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21300\/revisions\/21333"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}