{"id":23386,"date":"2015-11-11T08:30:17","date_gmt":"2015-11-11T07:30:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=23386"},"modified":"2015-11-11T20:52:22","modified_gmt":"2015-11-11T19:52:22","slug":"lillu-du-mercredi-11-novembre-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=23386","title":{"rendered":"L&rsquo;illu du mercredi | 11 novembre 2015"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Apr\u00e8s quelques jours de repos bien m\u00e9rit\u00e9s, Miss Mouton reprend la plume ! Plume en laine de mouton, qui saura faire chavirer les c\u0153urs les plus inaccessibles. \u00a0Et aujourd&rsquo;hui, nous restons dans les locaux de VPM\u00e9dias pour s\u00e9duire le plus fabuleux et myst\u00e9rieux de ses locataires : <strong>Bobmorane<\/strong>. Un homme berc\u00e9 chaque jour dans la laine de sa dulcin\u00e9e et qui en a pris la douceur et la chaleur. C&rsquo;est donc dans les meilleures conditions qu&rsquo;il nous a offert ce triptyque hautement philosophique et romantique. Quel homme !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/20151107_204257.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-23388\" alt=\"20151107_204257\" src=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/20151107_204257.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"560\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/20151107_204257.jpg 480w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/20151107_204257-128x150.jpg 128w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/20151107_204257-257x300.jpg 257w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/20151107_210306.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-23389\" alt=\"20151107_210306\" src=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/20151107_210306.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/20151107_210306.jpg 480w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/20151107_210306-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/20151107_210306-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/20151107_210352.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-23390\" alt=\"20151107_210352\" src=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/20151107_210352.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"359\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/20151107_210352.jpg 480w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/20151107_210352-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/20151107_210352-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><strong>Analyse de la moutonne{{1}}<\/strong> : C&rsquo;est une histoire qui part de rien. Deux camarades qui partagent un verre au troquet du coin, et qui pour percer le silence ambiant, entament une conversation. Une conversation l\u00e9g\u00e8re, o\u00f9 les mots sont loin d&rsquo;\u00eatre tous r\u00e9fl\u00e9chis. L&rsquo;une a\u00a0un chapelet de citrouilles autour du cou, l&rsquo;autre regarde son hachis parmentier.\u00a0Mais aucun des deux n&rsquo;y prend go\u00fbt, cela n&rsquo;a pas de saveur, on ne ressent pas le frisson provoqu\u00e9 par un \u00a0\u00e9change flamboyant.<br \/>\nPuis soudain une id\u00e9e, puis deux, puis trois, puis pleins d&rsquo;id\u00e9es jaillissent. La conversation s&#8217;emballe, et devient g\u00e9niale. Une int\u00e9grale sur chemin homotope, une \u00e9quation diophantienne, et les deux amis deviennent amants ! Elle avait besoin d&rsquo;un h\u00e9ros, elle trouva son h\u00e9ros. Lui\u00a0voudrait bien d\u00eener en pensant, elle l&rsquo;envoya valser dans les airs. Ils dans\u00e8rent ainsi toute la nuit sur la piste, acclam\u00e9s par tous, adul\u00e9s de tous.<br \/>\nAujourd&rsquo;hui ils dansent encore, mais toujours plus loin de l&rsquo;agitation du monde ! Un amour \u00e9ternel que m\u00eame les fac\u00e9ties du grand manitou ne pourront pas d\u00e9truire, aussi grande sera la distance. C&rsquo;est beau.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">Non disponible \u00e0 la vente, triptyque cach\u00e9 dans les recoins les plus profonds de la laine de Miss Mouton<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">[[1]]Ce paragraphe contient des contrep\u00e8teries.[[1]]<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">[auteur]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tous les mercredis, un dessin, un croquis, une photo vient illuster l\u2019actu VPMienne, par vous et pour vous !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":131,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-container-style":"default","site-container-layout":"default","site-sidebar-layout":"default","disable-article-header":"default","disable-site-header":"default","disable-site-footer":"default","disable-content-area-spacing":"default","footnotes":""},"categories":[312,4],"tags":[39,647],"class_list":["post-23386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-g-a-la-une","category-2-vpmc","tag-humour","tag-lillu-du-mercredi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/131"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23386"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23386\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23401,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23386\/revisions\/23401"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}