{"id":23429,"date":"2015-11-18T19:57:16","date_gmt":"2015-11-18T18:57:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=23429"},"modified":"2015-11-18T19:57:16","modified_gmt":"2015-11-18T18:57:16","slug":"lillu-du-mercredi-18-novembre-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=23429","title":{"rendered":"L&rsquo;illu du mercredi | 18 novembre 2015"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Alors que je m&rsquo;appr\u00eatais \u00e0 effectuer mon bapt\u00eame de l&rsquo;air en parachute du sommet du Kilimandjaro, un vieux moine tib\u00e9tain de Madagascar m&rsquo;\u00e9non\u00e7a un ancien proverbe : \u00ab\u00a0c&rsquo;est \u00e0 la mani\u00e8re de manier le crayon que l&rsquo;on devine la vigueur d&rsquo;un homme\u00a0\u00bb. Puis j&rsquo;ai saut\u00e9 !<br \/>\nLorsque l&rsquo;id\u00e9e m&rsquo;est venue de lancer cette rubrique, c&rsquo;\u00e9tait notamment pour donner l&rsquo;occasion aux m\u00e2les VPMiens de se distinguer. Il y en qui ne tremblent pas, et d&rsquo;autres dont le trait est moins a-droit ! Cette semaine, nous accueillons <strong>Diplodocus<\/strong> ! Un ex-pr\u00e9sident dinosaure qui affirme en avoir dans le pantalon ! Mais est-ce le cas ? \u00c0 vous de juger !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/847456Sanstitre7.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-23431\" alt=\"847456Sanstitre7\" src=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/847456Sanstitre7.png\" width=\"333\" height=\"449\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/847456Sanstitre7.png 333w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/847456Sanstitre7-111x150.png 111w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/847456Sanstitre7-222x300.png 222w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 333px) 100vw, 333px\" \/><\/a><strong>Analyse de la moutonne<\/strong> : Vous aimiez Artarriate ? Vous adorerez Diplodocus ! Car non content de repousser\u00a0vers l&rsquo;infini et au-del\u00e0 les limites de la retouche photo, ces deux personnages sont devenus ma\u00eetres dans l&rsquo;art de transmettre un message ! Un truc qui veut dire quelque chose ! Un machin qui, sans lui, condamnerait notre existence \u00e0 l&rsquo;errance dans une solitude totale. Mais que nous apprend donc cette caricature sortie du Cr\u00e9tac\u00e9 ? Eh bien que Talisman porte un bonnet ! Et l\u00e0 c&rsquo;est le pompon ! C&rsquo;est trop pas souague ! Wesh, vive la r\u00e9volution !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">Prix de vente : Diplo s&rsquo;est assis dessus !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">[auteur]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tous les mercredis, un dessin, un croquis, une photo vient illuster l\u2019actu VPMienne, par vous et pour vous !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":131,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-container-style":"default","site-container-layout":"default","site-sidebar-layout":"default","disable-article-header":"default","disable-site-header":"default","disable-site-footer":"default","disable-content-area-spacing":"default","footnotes":""},"categories":[312,4],"tags":[39,647],"class_list":["post-23429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-g-a-la-une","category-2-vpmc","tag-humour","tag-lillu-du-mercredi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23429","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/131"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23429"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23429\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23475,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23429\/revisions\/23475"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}