{"id":2538,"date":"2011-02-09T18:57:35","date_gmt":"2011-02-09T16:57:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=2538"},"modified":"2011-05-24T14:26:43","modified_gmt":"2011-05-24T12:26:43","slug":"anti-portrait-chinois","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=2538","title":{"rendered":"Anti-portrait chinois"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un m\u00eame questionnaire d\u00e9cal\u00e9 a \u00e9t\u00e9 envoy\u00e9 \u00e0 Shadokan, Triskel, et Dragalex. Voici leurs r\u00e9ponses !<!--more--><\/p>\n<h3><\/h3>\n<h3>Les R\u00e9ponses de Shadokan<\/h3>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>un d\u00e9faut<\/strong> ?<br \/>\nUn seul? Mais j&rsquo;en ai bien plus qu&rsquo;un.<br \/>\nSinon, mon sale caract\u00e8re.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>un accident<\/strong> ?<br \/>\nMon Audi contre un arbre<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une perversion<\/strong> ?<br \/>\nRooh pas avouable (a)<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une guerre<\/strong> ?<br \/>\nGuerre du Kosovo<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une arme<\/strong> ?<br \/>\nMains nues.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>un supplice<\/strong> ?<br \/>\nMon partenaire attach\u00e9, devant subir mes caresses sans pouvoir riposter^^<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une cicatrice<\/strong> ?<br \/>\nUne blessure morale<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une salope<\/strong> ?<br \/>\nEuh moi? Non je plaisante, pas salope mais pas sainte nitouche non plus.<br \/>\nDati, avec son inflation? (a)<\/p>\n<p>\u2013<strong> un dictateur<\/strong> ?<br \/>\nVileda.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une torture<\/strong> ?<br \/>\nLe viol, malheureusement<\/p>\n<p>\u2013<strong> un terroriste<\/strong> ?<br \/>\nPas un terroriste mais un preneur d&rsquo;otage, Human Bomb en 1993<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une injure<\/strong> ?<br \/>\nEsp\u00e8ce de footeux (a)<br \/>\nOu de pousse caillou<\/p>\n<p>\u2013<strong> un vice<\/strong> ?<br \/>\nLes plaisirs de la chair<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une mort<\/strong> ?<br \/>\nViolente<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une maladie <\/strong>?<br \/>\nAuto immune.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013<strong> un poison<\/strong> ?<br \/>\nArsenic<\/p>\n<p>\u2013<strong> un assassin<\/strong> ?<br \/>\nCharlotte Corday<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une trahison<\/strong> ?<br \/>\nBalladur Sarkozy<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>un imp\u00f4t<\/strong> ?<br \/>\nISF<\/p>\n<p>\u2013<strong> une panne<\/strong> ?<br \/>\nLe coup de la panne en voiture (a)<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une infirmit\u00e9<\/strong> ?<br \/>\nLa surdit\u00e9<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>un microbe<\/strong> ?<br \/>\nSalmonelle<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une humiliation<\/strong> ?<br \/>\nLa perte d&rsquo;un short lors d&rsquo;un entrainement de rugby. En string dessous, avec tous les rugbymen qui assistaient \u00e0 l&rsquo;entrainement feminin (a)<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une plaie<\/strong> ?<br \/>\nUne brulure.<\/p>\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>Les R\u00e9ponses de Triskel :<\/h3>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>un d\u00e9faut<\/strong> ? <br \/>\nLa flemmardise<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>un accident<\/strong> ? <br \/>\nUne fuite urinaire<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une perversion<\/strong> ? <br \/>\nLe voyeurisme, mais n&rsquo;en parle pas aux membres du PTN s&rsquo;il te pla\u00eet.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013<strong> une guerre<\/strong> ? <br \/>\nLa guerre froide<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une arme<\/strong> ? <br \/>\nDu gaz inodore<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>un supplice<\/strong> ? <br \/>\nL&rsquo;incertitude<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une cicatrice<\/strong> ? <br \/>\nOp\u00e9ration de l&rsquo;appendicite<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une salope<\/strong> ? <br \/>\nRod\u00e9o<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>un dictateur <\/strong>? <br \/>\nBwarf&#8230; L\u00e9nine.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une torture<\/strong> ? <br \/>\nLe manque de sommeil<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>un terroriste<\/strong> ? <br \/>\nBader<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une injure<\/strong> ? <br \/>\nTocard<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>un vice<\/strong> ? <br \/>\nCruciforme<\/p>\n<p>\u2013<strong> une mort<\/strong> ? <br \/>\nA cr\u00e9dit<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une maladie <\/strong>? <br \/>\nLe sous-hommisme (phyrrus comprendra)<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>un poison<\/strong> ? <br \/>\nLa clope<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>un assassin<\/strong> ? <br \/>\nSchumacher sur Batiston<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une trahison<\/strong> ? <br \/>\nCatilina<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>un imp\u00f4t<\/strong> ? <br \/>\nLa gabelle<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une panne<\/strong> ? <br \/>\nNon \u00e7a ne m&rsquo;est jamais arriv\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une infirmit\u00e9 <\/strong>? <br \/>\nLa machoire en vrac<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>un microbe<\/strong> ? <br \/>\nJ&rsquo;ai bien une id\u00e9e, mais on a dit pas de politique IRL.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une humiliation <\/strong>? <br \/>\nToulouse<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une plaie<\/strong> ? <br \/>\nC&rsquo;est toi la plaie.<\/p>\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>Les R\u00e9ponses de Dragalex :<\/h3>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>un d\u00e9faut<\/strong> ?<br \/>\n L&rsquo;orgueil <\/p>\n<p> \u2013 <strong>un accident<\/strong> ?<br \/>\n Quelque chose de pas mortel, en tous cas<\/p>\n<p> \u2013 <strong>une perversion<\/strong> ?<br \/>\n LUDU.<\/p>\n<p> \u2013 <strong>une guerre<\/strong> ?<br \/>\n La Seconde Guerre Mondiale.<\/p>\n<p> \u2013 <strong>une arme<\/strong> ?<br \/>\n Le rire.<\/p>\n<p> \u2013 <strong>un supplice <\/strong>?<br \/>\n L&rsquo;ennui.<\/p>\n<p> \u2013<strong> une cicatrice<\/strong> ?<br \/>\n En forme d&rsquo;\u00e9clair&#8230; ^^<\/p>\n<p> \u2013 <strong>une salope<\/strong> ?<br \/>\n Je n&rsquo;en connais pas. :-)<\/p>\n<p> \u2013 <strong>un dictateur<\/strong> ?<br \/>\n Napol\u00e9on, s&rsquo;il peut \u00eatre consid\u00e9r\u00e9 comme tel ^^<\/p>\n<p> \u2013 <strong>une torture <\/strong>?<br \/>\n Le rire encore<\/p>\n<p> \u2013<strong> un terroriste <\/strong>?<br \/>\n Chuck Norris.<\/p>\n<p> \u2013 <strong>une injure<\/strong> ?<br \/>\n DAMNED.<\/p>\n<p> \u2013 <strong>un vice<\/strong> ?<br \/>\n La gourmandise<\/p>\n<p> \u2013 <strong>une mort<\/strong> ?<br \/>\n Aussi naturelle que possible<\/p>\n<p> \u2013 <strong>une maladie<\/strong> ?<br \/>\n La crise de nerfs<\/p>\n<p> \u2013 <strong>un poison<\/strong> ?<br \/>\n D&rsquo;eau douce.<\/p>\n<p> \u2013<strong> un assassin<\/strong> ?<br \/>\n Aucune id\u00e9e<\/p>\n<p> \u2013 <strong>une trahison<\/strong> ?<br \/>\n Jamais !<\/p>\n<p> \u2013<strong> un imp\u00f4t <\/strong>?<br \/>\n Taxe sur la b\u00eatise<\/p>\n<p> \u2013 <strong>une panne<\/strong> ?<br \/>\n Le manque de motivation<\/p>\n<p> \u2013 <strong>une infirmit\u00e9<\/strong> ?<br \/>\n Ma myopie<\/p>\n<p> \u2013 <strong>un microbe <\/strong>?<br \/>\n Je ne suis pas si petit&#8230;<\/p>\n<p> \u2013 <strong>une humiliation<\/strong> ?<br \/>\n Perdre une campagne face \u00e0 Triskel<\/p>\n<p> \u2013 <strong>une plaie<\/strong> ?<br \/>\n Toi aussi, tu me plais<\/p>\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><strong>Par Nabol\u00e9on<\/strong><\/span>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un m\u00eame questionnaire d\u00e9cal\u00e9 a \u00e9t\u00e9 envoy\u00e9 \u00e0 Shadokan, Triskel, et Dragalex. 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