{"id":2567,"date":"2009-01-17T12:27:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-17T10:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pingouin2000.wordpress.com\/2009\/01\/17\/les-tites-magouilles-de-sagi"},"modified":"2011-05-23T15:45:20","modified_gmt":"2011-05-23T13:45:20","slug":"les-tites-magouilles-de-sagi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=2567","title":{"rendered":"Les p’tites magouilles de Sagi !"},"content":{"rendered":"

Auteur :<\/span> C.M.<\/p>\n

Voil\u00e0 un beau dossier que je vous ai confectionn\u00e9. Rien que pour vous. Et oui, on ne gagne pas une \u00e9lection pr\u00e9sidentielle sans quelques petites magouilles…
\nOuvrons donc le dossier SAGI<\/span>. Photos \u00e0 l’appui, je vous montre tout !<\/span><\/p>\n

\n
1\/ Tout d’abord, il a fallu \u00e9liminer ses adversaires…<\/strong><\/span><\/div>\n

… avec des mani\u00e8res souvent pas tr\u00e8s catholiques : voyez plut\u00f4t !<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

\"Sagi
\n2\/ Faire une peu de l\u00e8che aux grands de VPM<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"
\n3\/ Mettre au pas ses supporters<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\"Sagi<\/p>\n


\n<\/strong><\/span>4\/ N\u00e9gocier avec les adversaires les plus r\u00e9sistants<\/strong><\/span> <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"
\n5\/ Infiltrer les camps adverses<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\"Un
\n6\/ Il a fait du chantage affectif \u00e0 certains<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Sagi
\n7\/ Il a d\u00fb montrer qui \u00e9tait le ma\u00eetre<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"
\nEt c’est ainsi que Sagi a gagn\u00e9 les pr\u00e9sidentielles…
\n<\/span><\/p>\n

\n

Et que maintenant…<\/p>\n

– Il se la joue sur les march\u00e9s<\/p>\n

\"Sagi,
\n– Il est plein de plakass<\/p>\n

\"Sagi
\n– Il a fait la f\u00eate avec tous ses amis<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

\"Sagi
\n– Il a droit ce week-end \u00e0 un repos bien m\u00e9rit\u00e9<\/p>\n

\"Sagi
\n– Mais attention M. le Pr\u00e9sident aux lendemains qui d\u00e9chantent!<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Des r\u00e9v\u00e9lations sign\u00e9es Corbeau Masqu\u00e9<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Auteur : C.M. Voil\u00e0 un beau dossier que je vous ai confectionn\u00e9. Rien que pour vous. Et oui, on ne gagne pas une \u00e9lection pr\u00e9sidentielle sans quelques petites magouilles… Ouvrons donc le dossier SAGI. Photos \u00e0 l’appui, je vous montre tout ! 1\/ Tout d’abord, il a fallu \u00e9liminer ses adversaires… … avec des mani\u00e8res […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-container-style":"default","site-container-layout":"default","site-sidebar-layout":"default","disable-article-header":"default","disable-site-header":"default","disable-site-footer":"default","disable-content-area-spacing":"default","footnotes":""},"categories":[304],"tags":[39,14],"class_list":["post-2567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-c-pilote","tag-humour","tag-presidentielles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2567"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2567\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}