{"id":2622,"date":"2011-02-16T20:49:56","date_gmt":"2011-02-16T18:49:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=2622"},"modified":"2011-02-16T20:49:56","modified_gmt":"2011-02-16T18:49:56","slug":"tl-anti-portrait-chinois-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=2622","title":{"rendered":"[TL] Anti-portrait chinois (2)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sur le m\u00eame principe qu&rsquo;<a href=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=2538\" target=\"_blank\">il y a une semaine<\/a>, un questionnaire d\u00e9cal\u00e9 a \u00e9t\u00e9 envoy\u00e9 \u00e0 MrBanana. D\u00e9couvrez ses r\u00e9ponses !<!--more--><\/p>\n<h3>MrBanana<\/h3>\n<p>Si j&rsquo;\u00e9tais&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>un d\u00e9faut ?<\/strong><br \/>\nL&rsquo;impatience.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>un accident ?<\/strong><br \/>\nUn crash a\u00e9rien ou un b\u00e9b\u00e9 (fait par accident). Avec moi c&rsquo;est tout ou rien :)<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une perversion ?<\/strong><br \/>\nLa d\u00e9g\u00e9n\u00e9rescence.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une guerre ?<\/strong><br \/>\nLa guerre de cent ans. C&rsquo;est long, c&rsquo;est dur (je parle de la guerre l\u00e0, pas d&rsquo;autre chose), mais \u00e7a fa\u00e7onne les si\u00e8cles qui suivent.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une arme ?<\/strong><br \/>\nUn .357 Magnum, y a pas mieux pour se d\u00e9fendre.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>un supplice ?<\/strong><br \/>\nLe troisi\u00e8me supplice de Tantale (la peur constante que le rocher au-dessus de sa t\u00eate ne lui tombe dessus).<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une cicatrice ?<\/strong><br \/>\nMa (toute) petite cicatrice sur la l\u00e8vre inf\u00e9rieure.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une salope ?<\/strong><br \/>\nMarie Tudor.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>un dictateur ?<\/strong><br \/>\nTito, parce qu&rsquo;\u00eatre id\u00e9alis\u00e9 a posteriori, c&rsquo;est classe.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une torture ?<\/strong><br \/>\nLe supplice du drap mouill\u00e9, \u00e7a laisse pas de traces.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013<strong> un terroriste ?<\/strong><br \/>\nUne terrroriste intellectuelle \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e9poque : Olympe de Gouges.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une injure ?<\/strong><br \/>\nCornegidouille!<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>un vice ?<\/strong><br \/>\nL&rsquo;ac\u00e9die.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une mort ?<\/strong><br \/>\nJ&rsquo;aime bien l&rsquo;immolation par le feu, mais je serais le coeur qui l\u00e2che sans raison.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une maladie ?<\/strong><br \/>\nLa synesth\u00e9sie.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>un poison ?<\/strong><br \/>\nLa cigu\u00eb, c&rsquo;est discret mais \u00f4 combien toxique.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>un assassin ?<\/strong><br \/>\nLee Oswald.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une trahison ?<\/strong><br \/>\nJe pourrais \u00eatre tout et n&rsquo;importe quoi, sauf une trahison.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>un imp\u00f4t ?<\/strong><br \/>\nL&rsquo;imp\u00f4t redistributif sur le revenu, parce que pour prendre aux riches et donner aux pauvres, on a pas fait plus efficace.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une panne ?<\/strong><br \/>\nUne panne de courant dans un train, vers 21 heures. On ne peut plus lire, mais on peut regarder dehors, et les gens se cherchent, les gens \u00e9coutent. C&rsquo;est b\u00f4.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une infirmit\u00e9 ?<\/strong><br \/>\nLa paresth\u00e9sie.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>un microbe ?<\/strong><br \/>\nLes bact\u00e9ries carr\u00e9es de Walsby.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 <strong>une humiliation ?<\/strong><br \/>\nUn d\u00e9bat qui s\u00e9duit 1% des \u00e9lecteurs sur VPM (l&rsquo;int\u00e9ress\u00e9 se reconna\u00eetra (a)).<\/p>\n<p>\u2013<strong> une plaie ?<\/strong><br \/>\nUne coupure \u00e0 la main, emb\u00eatante mais b\u00e9nigne.<\/p>\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Par Nabol\u00e9on<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sur le m\u00eame principe qu&rsquo;il y a une semaine, un questionnaire d\u00e9cal\u00e9 a \u00e9t\u00e9 envoy\u00e9 \u00e0 MrBanana. 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