{"id":32503,"date":"2016-08-08T18:29:13","date_gmt":"2016-08-08T17:29:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=32503"},"modified":"2016-08-08T18:55:13","modified_gmt":"2016-08-08T17:55:13","slug":"une-legende-de-vpm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=32503","title":{"rendered":"[Ministre] Une l\u00e9gende de VPM"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<div>Je vais vous raconter l&rsquo;histoire<\/p>\n<div>D&rsquo;un petit gar\u00e7on aux yeux tout noir<\/div>\n<div>Il r\u00eavait de richesse et de gloire<\/div>\n<div>Et de fit \u00e9tudiant en histoire<\/div>\n<div>Il d\u00e9couvrit VPM il y a presque dix ans<\/div>\n<div>Il entrait alors dans la cour des grands<\/div>\n<div>Il fit ses classes au parti Nouvelle Lumiere<\/div>\n<div>Pour atteindre un niveau dont il n&rsquo;est pas peu fier<\/div>\n<div>Entre pauses et retour mondains,<\/div>\n<div>Il rencontra les plus grands vpmiens,<\/div>\n<div>Bientot il arriva aux Inconnus,<\/div>\n<div>Parti sans lequel il serait nu,<\/div>\n<div>Car ce parti connut une suite fantastique,<\/div>\n<div>Il devint le parti orgasmique,<\/div>\n<div>Mais notre ami ne s&rsquo;arr\u00eata pas la,<\/div>\n<div>Car en 2010, les minikeums il fonda,<\/div>\n<div>Puis il suivit une nouvelle piste,<\/div>\n<div>Celle de l&rsquo;union des jmenfoutistes,<\/div>\n<div>La bas, de nombreux amis il se fit,<\/div>\n<div>Qu&rsquo;il garda pour la vie,<\/div>\n<div>Mais ce n&rsquo;est pas fini,<\/div>\n<div>Il gagna de nombreuses fois Paris,<\/div>\n<div>Et tout un tas d&rsquo;autres cit\u00e9s,<\/div>\n<div>Qui font de lui un campagnard redout\u00e9,<\/div>\n<div>Fr\u00e9quemment vautr\u00e9 sur les march\u00e9s,<\/div>\n<div>Vous pourrez le voir d\u00e9guster,<\/div>\n<div>Un VPMBurger et un verre de vin Bordelais,<\/div>\n<div>Flanqu\u00e9 de son acolyte bobmorane,<\/div>\n<div>Mais attention au mal de cr\u00e2ne !<\/div>\n<div>Si vous \u00eates un rebelle,<\/div>\n<div>Croiser son chemin vous vaudra une querelle,<\/div>\n<div>Car en effet ce joueur-ci,<\/div>\n<div>N&rsquo;est absolument pas votre ami,<\/div>\n<div>En revanche pour les vrais,<\/div>\n<div>Aucun coup bas il ne ferait,<\/div>\n<div>Soyez en sur cet homme la,<\/div>\n<div>Fid\u00e8le il restera,<\/div>\n<div>Plusieurs fois president,<\/div>\n<div>Il ne trouve pas cela lassant,<\/div>\n<div>Chanteur \u00e0 ses heures perdues,<\/div>\n<div>Surprenant, convaincant, invaincu,<\/div>\n<div>Lui c&rsquo;est sur il ose,<\/div>\n<div>Meme avec son peignoir rose,<\/div>\n<div>Je pense avoir fait le tour, certes rapide,<\/div>\n<div>De cette l\u00e9gende \u00f4 combien intr\u00e9pide,<\/div>\n<div>J&rsquo;ai nomm\u00e9 le tr\u00e8s grand<\/div>\n<div>TALISMAN<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Je vais vous raconter l&rsquo;histoire d&rsquo;une l\u00e9gende de VPM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":42,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-container-style":"default","site-container-layout":"default","site-sidebar-layout":"default","disable-article-header":"default","disable-site-header":"default","disable-site-footer":"default","disable-content-area-spacing":"default","footnotes":""},"categories":[302],"tags":[130,45,209,49,465],"class_list":["post-32503","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-5-la-tribune-libre","tag-ambiance","tag-campagne","tag-people","tag-portrait","tag-talisman"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32503","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/42"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32503"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32503\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32508,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32503\/revisions\/32508"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}