{"id":33906,"date":"2017-08-30T08:00:09","date_gmt":"2017-08-30T06:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=33906"},"modified":"2020-03-19T22:46:53","modified_gmt":"2020-03-19T21:46:53","slug":"live-de-la-presidentielle-octobre-2027","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=33906","title":{"rendered":"Live de la Pr\u00e9sidentielle &#8211; Octobre 2027"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Bienvenue sur notre Live de la 65\u00e8me pr\u00e9sidentielle de\u00a0<b>VPM\u00a0<\/b>! Signalons pour la post\u00e9rit\u00e9 que notre jeu est en train de rena\u00eetre de ses cendres, apr\u00e8s le Gros Clash d&rsquo;Avril (voir \u00e0 ce propos les articles passionnants de Julienji).<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><em>Ce live, comme pour la pr\u00e9si pr\u00e9c\u00e9dente, se d\u00e9roule, pour plus de commodit\u00e9, de haut en bas (pas comme le Papier Q).<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff9900; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>23 Octobre<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>01 h 10<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Et c&rsquo;est le lancement tant attendu de la phase de parrainages ! Rappelons \u00e0 nos potentiels candidats que ne seront s\u00e9lectionn\u00e9s que les dix arriv\u00e9s en t\u00eate de cette phase ! S&rsquo;il y a ex-aequo, le candidat ayant re\u00e7u le premier son premier parrainage est qualifi\u00e9 ! Vous avez cinq jours ! Good luck !<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>07 h 30<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>Krustyisback<\/strong> commence les hostilit\u00e9s de bon matin ! L&rsquo;ancien Pr\u00e9sident-Dictateur (F\u00e9vrier 2024-Octobre 2025, soient cinq mandats) a en effet annonc\u00e9 qu&rsquo;il ferait tout pour s&rsquo;opposer \u00e0 une victoire de <strong>Luduuuuu<\/strong>, favori.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>09 h 12<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Ca y est ! On a d\u00e9j\u00e0 nos deux premi\u00e8res candidatures : l&rsquo;ancien pr\u00e9sident (2009) Luduuuuu (3 parrainages) &amp; le nouveau <strong>Bradpittt<\/strong> (1 parrainage), Secr\u00e9taire du Parti En KKou\u00e8te. Celui-ci s&rsquo;est fait conna\u00eetre pour avoir fond\u00e9 sous Bradpythie, le Parti Lib\u00e9ral Anarchiste (PLA), dans le top 15 depuis cette semaine.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>12 h 17<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Record de candidatures pour le premier jour des parrainages ! Rappelons que seuls dix candidats seront s\u00e9lectionn\u00e9s&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/mon-article-2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-33917 \" src=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/mon-article-2-e1503769815600.png\" alt=\"mon article 2\" width=\"538\" height=\"234\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/mon-article-2-e1503769815600.png 1200w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/mon-article-2-e1503769815600-150x65.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/mon-article-2-e1503769815600-300x131.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/mon-article-2-e1503769815600-550x239.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/mon-article-2-e1503769815600-768x334.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 538px) 100vw, 538px\" \/><\/a><strong>14 h 30<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Le pr\u00e9sident actuel (<strong>Djokkovouille<\/strong>) abroge les lois <strong>Ronronfr<\/strong> (D\u00e9cembre 2022), qui \u00e9tendaient largement les pouvoirs du Pr\u00e9sident.<a href=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/mon-article-3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-33919 \" src=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/mon-article-3-e1503769852160-550x668.png\" alt=\"mon article 3\" width=\"340\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/mon-article-3-e1503769852160-550x668.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/mon-article-3-e1503769852160-123x150.png 123w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/mon-article-3-e1503769852160-247x300.png 247w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/mon-article-3-e1503769852160.png 642w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 340px) 100vw, 340px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>16 h 04<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>Bradpittt<\/strong> s&rsquo;insurge ! Il annonce vouloir revenir sur la d\u00e9cision du Pr\u00e9sident&#8230; Mais personne ne le prend au s\u00e9rieux, il n&rsquo;a aucune chance ! Il n&rsquo;a aucun humour&#8230; Et puis il pense \u00eatre vraiment candidat \u00e0 la pr\u00e9si fran\u00e7aise :-)&#8230; D\u00e9tends ton string !<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>17 h 59<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>Bananus<\/strong> annonce sur le forum une arriv\u00e9e massive de 200 nouveaux joueurs en une journ\u00e9e (pour 800 en campagne habituellement). Le jeu retrouve son prestige perdu depuis des ann\u00e9es !<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>23 h 30<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Beaucoup de petites villes r\u00e9ouvrent ! 220 nouveaux joueurs inscrits aujourd&rsquo;hui ! La pr\u00e9sidentielle sera probablement bas\u00e9e sur l&rsquo;accueil des nouveaux !<\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff9900; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>24 Octobre<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>00 h 12<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Petit point sur les candidatures \u00e0 l&rsquo;aube du deuxi\u00e8me jour de parrainages ! Et surprise, <strong>Sauvage<\/strong> s&rsquo;est d\u00e9sist\u00e9 pour <strong>Dens<\/strong>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/mon-article-4.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-33922 \" src=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/mon-article-4-e1503769939663-550x292.png\" alt=\"mon article 4\" width=\"503\" height=\"267\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/mon-article-4-e1503769939663-550x292.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/mon-article-4-e1503769939663-150x80.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/mon-article-4-e1503769939663-300x160.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/mon-article-4-e1503769939663-768x408.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/mon-article-4-e1503769939663.png 897w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 503px) 100vw, 503px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>07 h 29<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>Dabbelehug<\/strong> (tr\u00e9sorier de G\u00e9n\u00e9ration XXI) a publi\u00e9 un programme\/discours sur le fofo ! Mais ses d\u00e9clarations sont trop s\u00e9rieuses ! A quand un ticket Dabbelehug\/Bradpittt ? ;-)<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Et-dabbelehug.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-33926 \" src=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Et-dabbelehug-e1503770024158-550x507.png\" alt=\"Et dabbelehug\" width=\"458\" height=\"423\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Et-dabbelehug-e1503770024158-550x507.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Et-dabbelehug-e1503770024158-150x138.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Et-dabbelehug-e1503770024158-300x276.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Et-dabbelehug-e1503770024158-768x708.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Et-dabbelehug-e1503770024158.png 840w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 458px) 100vw, 458px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>16 h 44<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Faut m&rsquo;appeler madame Irma ! Comme je l&rsquo;avais pr\u00e9dit, <strong>Dabbelehug<\/strong> s&rsquo;est d\u00e9sist\u00e9, appelant ses soutiens \u00e0 parrainer <strong>Bradpittt<\/strong>&#8230; Ils gaspillent des signatures pour faire 3 % ! :-)<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>19 h 33<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Chamboulement au parti Les Tontons flingueurs ! Le porte-parole <strong>Colonelolrik<\/strong> a d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de se pr\u00e9senter lui aussi, concurren\u00e7ant Luduuuuu !<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>20 h 46<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Interview par <strong>Esgarrototo<\/strong> de Luduuuuu \u00e0 trouver dans Zappactu&rsquo;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>23 h 59<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">160 nouveaux aujourd&rsquo;hui. 1112 personnes en campagne ! C\u00f4t\u00e9 pr\u00e9si, <strong>Luduuuuu<\/strong> n&rsquo;a pas de concurrent s\u00e9rieux&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/monarticle-5.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-33929 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/monarticle-5-e1503770119839-550x246.png\" alt=\"monarticle 5\" width=\"472\" height=\"211\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/monarticle-5-e1503770119839-550x246.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/monarticle-5-e1503770119839-150x67.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/monarticle-5-e1503770119839-300x134.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/monarticle-5-e1503770119839.png 591w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 472px) 100vw, 472px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff9900; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>25 Octobre<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>02 h 56<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Jour 3. Cette campagne promet d&rsquo;\u00eatre tr\u00e8s monotone&#8230; Je suis nostalgique de la pr\u00e9si <strong>Vptomtom<\/strong> 2 (F\u00e9vrier 2022), un v\u00e9ritable fight digne des meilleurs films 5D de guerre !<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>12 h 23<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Panne de r\u00e9veil, d\u00e9sol\u00e9 ! <strong>Krustyisback<\/strong> se rallie \u00e0 <strong>Colonelolrik<\/strong> ! Il va faire ch**r luduuuuu jusqu&rsquo;au bout ! ;-)<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/monarticle6.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-33932 \" src=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/monarticle6-e1503770214676-550x665.png\" alt=\"monarticle6\" width=\"419\" height=\"507\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/monarticle6-e1503770214676-550x665.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/monarticle6-e1503770214676-124x150.png 124w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/monarticle6-e1503770214676-248x300.png 248w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/monarticle6-e1503770214676.png 645w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 419px) 100vw, 419px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>16 h 17<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Depuis hier 17 h, 125 nouveaux. Mais la campagne est caaalme, caaaaaaaaalme&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>17 h 33<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>Bradpythie<\/strong>, multi du candidat Bradpittt, est banni pour\u00a0<em>propos IRL incitant \u00e0 la violence &amp; \u00e0 la haine<\/em>. Le PLA (son parti) s&rsquo;insurge. Les autres candidats vont-ils profiter de ce revers ?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>19 h 05<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>Bradpythie<\/strong> est vu comme un martyr par beaucoup de joueurs ! Pour lui afficher leur soutien, certains reprennent son avatar !<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/monarticle7.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-33935 \" src=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/monarticle7-e1503770260373-550x631.png\" alt=\"monarticle7\" width=\"335\" height=\"384\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/monarticle7-e1503770260373-550x631.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/monarticle7-e1503770260373-131x150.png 131w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/monarticle7-e1503770260373-262x300.png 262w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/monarticle7-e1503770260373.png 714w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 335px) 100vw, 335px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>22 h 23<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Le pr\u00e9sident revient sur sa d\u00e9cision, en r\u00e9tablissant les lois Ronronfr&#8230; Inexpliquable.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>23 h 00<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Le compte pr\u00e9sidentiel a \u00e9t\u00e9 pirat\u00e9. L&rsquo;admin l&rsquo;a bloqu\u00e9.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>23 h 56<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">1207 candidats en campagne&#8230; mais dans les derniers arriv\u00e9s (apr\u00e8s ce matin 00:00) aucun ne pourra voter.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/mon-article-8.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-33937 \" src=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/mon-article-8-e1503770319124-550x642.png\" alt=\"mon article 8\" width=\"383\" height=\"447\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/mon-article-8-e1503770319124-550x642.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/mon-article-8-e1503770319124-128x150.png 128w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/mon-article-8-e1503770319124-257x300.png 257w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/mon-article-8-e1503770319124.png 573w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 383px) 100vw, 383px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff9900; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>26 Octobre<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>07 h 56<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>Djokkovouille<\/strong> (dont Bananus a d\u00e9bloqu\u00e9 l&rsquo;acc\u00e8s au compte) veut r\u00e9abroger les lois Ronronfr.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>08 h 03<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Le compte du Pr\u00e9sident Djokkovouille est supprim\u00e9 !<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/octobre2027.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-33940 \" src=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/octobre2027-e1503774227409.png\" alt=\"octobre2027\" width=\"272\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/octobre2027-e1503774227409.png 828w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/octobre2027-e1503774227409-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/octobre2027-e1503774227409-300x298.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/octobre2027-e1503774227409-550x546.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/octobre2027-e1503774227409-768x762.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/octobre2027-e1503774227409-144x144.png 144w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 272px) 100vw, 272px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>23 h 52<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>Bananus<\/strong> \u00e9courte (\u00e0 cause de l&rsquo;affaire djokko) les pr\u00e9sis. Dans quelques minutes, d\u00e9but de la campagne (premier tour dans trois jours). Il nous faut un pr\u00e9sident ! Ah oui, aussi, interview barbante de <strong>Bradpittt<\/strong> publi\u00e9e dans VPMontreconnectee, l&rsquo;appli pour&#8230; pour les montres connect\u00e9es (trop dur \u00e0 deviner ;-) ).<\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff9900; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>27 Octobre<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>00 h 19<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Les candidats qualifi\u00e9s sont les suivants :<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Luduuuuu (Les Tontons flingueurs) 25 signatures<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Colonelolrik (<em>m\u00eame parti<\/em>) 20<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Bradpittt (Parti En KKou\u00e8te) 19<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Dens (Les normands d\u00e9pressifs) 10<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Ragnarr (Aqr) 9<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Tarik (Front Populaire) 7<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Largentbraguette (L&rsquo;\u00eele de la d\u00e9sunion) 6<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Snoopyleugly (les cartounmaniaques) 6<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Zuccheriniii (parti duprincipeque) 4<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Et durelabite (SHEEP&rsquo;STER) 4<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>05 h 25<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>Suzaka<\/strong> organise un grand d\u00e9bat du premier tour ce soir sur le bar VPM\u00e9dias.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>12 h 56<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Il n&rsquo;y a que 198 intentions de vote comptabilis\u00e9es !<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>16 h 27<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Les intentions de vote se stabilisent autour de 400. Elles sont aussi tr\u00e8s polaris\u00e9es : <strong>Dens<\/strong> &amp; <strong>Luduuuuu<\/strong> sont les seuls candidats d\u00e9passant 10 %. Les intentions peuvent d\u00e9passer 100 %, car un second choix est possible.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/sondages-presi-27.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-33949 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/sondages-presi-27-e1503774383511.png\" alt=\"sondages presi 27\" width=\"415\" height=\"441\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/sondages-presi-27-e1503774383511.png 537w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/sondages-presi-27-e1503774383511-141x150.png 141w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/sondages-presi-27-e1503774383511-282x300.png 282w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 415px) 100vw, 415px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>19 h 08<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Question tr\u00e8s pertinente d&rsquo;<strong>Esgarototo<\/strong> \u00e0 <strong>Bradpitt<\/strong> :<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/forum-2027.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-33954 \" src=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/forum-2027-e1503774436776.png\" alt=\"forum 2027\" width=\"397\" height=\"558\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/forum-2027-e1503774436776.png 582w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/forum-2027-e1503774436776-107x150.png 107w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/forum-2027-e1503774436776-213x300.png 213w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/forum-2027-e1503774436776-550x774.png 550w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 397px) 100vw, 397px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Qui lui dit qu&rsquo;Esgarototo est modo ? ^^<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>20 h 07<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Le d\u00e9bat a commenc\u00e9 il y a quelques minutes. Nous avons pu voir un superbe clash entre <strong>Dens<\/strong> &amp; <strong>Colonelolrik<\/strong>. Belle soir\u00e9e en perspective !<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>20 h 25<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Les candidats en sont r\u00e9duit \u00e0 remettre sur la table l&rsquo;ancienne histoire des \u00e9toiles sur le forum&#8230; pfffff (comme dirait Krustyfrancky).<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>20 h 29<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Et voil\u00e0 notre comique de l&rsquo;\u00e9lection (<strong>Bradpittt<\/strong>) qui propose (comme Dabbe avant lui&#8230;Aucun jeu de mots!) de mettre en place un syst\u00e8me de positionnement Droite-Gauche pour mettre fin \u00e0 nos bons courants !<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Arborons tous un #jesuiscourant. ;-)<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>20 h 50<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>Krusty<\/strong> est arriv\u00e9&#8230; \u00c7a y est on parle foot.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>22 h 46<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Ce d\u00e9bat touche \u00e0 sa fin, la seule chose qu&rsquo;on peut en retenir c&rsquo;est la volont\u00e9 affich\u00e9e par plusieurs candidats (Luduuuuu, Olrik, Bradpittt &amp; Largentbraguette) de pouvoir r\u00e9voquer les mod\u00e9rateurs.<\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff9900; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>28 Octobre<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>00 h 01<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">632 intentions de vote enregistr\u00e9es. Voici mon petit graphique. On voit que la plupart des petits candidats d\u00e9collent (notamment <strong>Ragnarr<\/strong> &amp; <strong>Snoopy<\/strong> qui prenne chacun autour de 7 points). De plus, <strong>Olrik<\/strong>, qui m&rsquo;a paru le plus convaincant \u00e0 l&rsquo;issue du d\u00e9bat, est en difficult\u00e9, pendant que les scores des deux favoris d\u00e9clinent :<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/pr\u00e9sigraphique.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-33992 \" src=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/pr\u00e9sigraphique-e1503774574330.png\" alt=\"pr\u00e9sigraphique\" width=\"442\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/pr\u00e9sigraphique-e1503774574330.png 537w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/pr\u00e9sigraphique-e1503774574330-150x113.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/pr\u00e9sigraphique-e1503774574330-300x226.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 442px) 100vw, 442px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>09 h 36<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Si un jour on m&rsquo;avait dit que <strong>Ragnarr<\/strong> pouvait se hisser au second tour, je serais parti en courant pour \u00e9chapper \u00e0 cet ali\u00e9n\u00e9 qui me donnait des infos improbables ! Alors regardez voir \u00e7a&#8230; Si c&rsquo;est pas de la science-fiction ! Sur 680 intentions :<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/presilenouveaugraphique-e1503774614247.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-33995 \" src=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/presilenouveaugraphique-e1503774614247.png\" alt=\"presilenouveaugraphique\" width=\"462\" height=\"349\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/presilenouveaugraphique-e1503774614247.png 540w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/presilenouveaugraphique-e1503774614247-150x113.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/presilenouveaugraphique-e1503774614247-300x227.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>10 h 48<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Encore des intentions de vote, regardez ! (692 intentions)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/bradelabite.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-33997 \" src=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/bradelabite-e1503774679568.png\" alt=\"brade\" width=\"480\" height=\"296\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/bradelabite-e1503774679568.png 876w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/bradelabite-e1503774679568-150x92.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/bradelabite-e1503774679568-300x185.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/bradelabite-e1503774679568-550x339.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/bradelabite-e1503774679568-768x473.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><strong>11 h 36<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>Djokkovouille<\/strong> a r\u00e9cup\u00e9r\u00e9 son compte ! Il revient ! Pour les pr\u00e9si, rien de bien nouveau&#8230; Ah si, <strong>Ragnarr<\/strong> distance <strong>Dens<\/strong>. Et durelabite gagne 1 point !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>12 h 37<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Plusieurs candidats ont annonc\u00e9 leurs 5 ministres :<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>Durelabite<\/strong> : Bitochon, Zalou, Sauvage, Lensvolcan, Ourson.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>Bradpittt<\/strong> : Softpowers (premier ministre), Piercompt (premier porte-parole), Faustju (second porte-parole), Lyonsuper (Int\u00e9rieur), Superg\u00e9nial (\u00e9conomie).<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>Dens : <\/strong>Sauvage (lui aussi !), Esgarototo, Vinceremu, Julienji, Gonnagonna.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>16 h 22<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>Luduuuuu<\/strong> annonce ses 5 ministres : Baronci, Senji, Paskalou, Ironfr, Liirela. Que des anciens !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>17 h 39<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>Bradpittt<\/strong> d\u00e9nonce l&rsquo;imp\u00f4t. Il pr\u00f4ne un mandat sans enveloppes, mais sans imp\u00f4ts ! Une id\u00e9e relay\u00e9e par <strong>Snoopyleugly<\/strong> puis <strong>Largentbraguette<\/strong>.<\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff9900; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>29 Octobre<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>00 h 06<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>PREMIER TOUR !<\/strong> Aucun autre candidat n&rsquo;a annonc\u00e9 ses ministres. Vous pouvez retrouver le clip de campagne de <strong>Ragnarr<\/strong> (avec la voix de Talisman pour les chants) sur le Forum\/Audio-Vid\u00e9os.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Les sondages \u00e0 minuit (702 intentions) :<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Et-encore-des-sondages-.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-34001 \" src=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Et-encore-des-sondages--e1503774799556.png\" alt=\"Et encore des sondages !!!!\" width=\"480\" height=\"273\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Et-encore-des-sondages--e1503774799556.png 882w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Et-encore-des-sondages--e1503774799556-150x85.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Et-encore-des-sondages--e1503774799556-300x170.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Et-encore-des-sondages--e1503774799556-550x312.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Et-encore-des-sondages--e1503774799556-768x436.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><b>12 h 55<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Seuls 223 joueurs ont vot\u00e9 pour l&rsquo;instant. Nos hackers-estimateurs donnent un petit aper\u00e7u :<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Luduuuuu: autour de 35 %<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Ragnarr 20\/22 %<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Dens 17\/19%<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Brad 16\/17%<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Colonel 3\/3,5 %<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>16 h 27<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Participation catastrophique ! 375 personnes seulement ! Ludu 25\/30 %, Ragnarr 16\/20 %, Dens 16\/17%, Colonel 08\/09%, Bradpittt 17\/20%.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>23 h 09<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Cl\u00f4ture du vote. R\u00e9sultats (479 votants) :<\/span><\/p>\n<table class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"border-color: #5e5e5e; background-color: #e6e6e6;\" width=\"240\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"80\" height=\"20\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">luduuuuu<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"right\" width=\"80\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">129<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"right\" width=\"80\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">26,9%<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"20\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">colonelolrik<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">56<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">11,7 %<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"20\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">bradpittt<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">116<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">24,2<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"20\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">dens<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">56<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">11,7<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"20\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">ragnarr<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">61<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">12,7<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"20\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">tarik<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">7<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">1,5<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"20\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">largentbraguette<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">22<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">4,6<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"20\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">snoopyleugly<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">25<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">5,2<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"20\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">zuccheriniii<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">1<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">0,2<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"20\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">durelabite<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">6<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">1,3<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"20\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">479<\/span><\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">100,0<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>Dens<\/strong> &amp; <strong>Rag<\/strong> \u00e9vinc\u00e9s ! <strong>Bradpittt<\/strong> talonnant <strong>Ludu<\/strong> ! <strong>Olrik<\/strong> d\u00e9fiant tous les pronostics !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>23 h 36<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Un compte <strong>Bradelabite<\/strong> circule sur les march\u00e9s, appelant \u00e0 voter <strong>Ludu<\/strong> ! Il faut dire que <strong>Bradpittt<\/strong> est tr\u00e8s impopulaire aupr\u00e8s notamment des modos.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>23 h 44<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>Colonelolrik<\/strong> appelle \u00e0 l&rsquo;abstention. Il est banni des Tontons flingueurs, o\u00f9 <strong>Luduuuuu<\/strong> est revenu seulement cette ann\u00e9e.<\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff9900; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong style=\"text-align: center;\">30 Octobre<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>07 h 09<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>Bananus<\/strong> a annonc\u00e9 que le second tour durerait seulement une journ\u00e9e ! Le vote a ouvert \u00e0 sept heures ! Du coup on a pas de sondage&#8230; Et nos hackers ne veulent pas nous donner d&rsquo;estimations.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Cependant, j&rsquo;ai demand\u00e9 \u00e0 mes 95 contacts&#8230; 50 ont r\u00e9pondu. Pas tr\u00e8s fiable, certes, mais 47 veulent voter <strong>Ludu<\/strong>, 2 s&rsquo;abstenir&#8230; Et <strong>Bradpittt<\/strong> voter pour lui ! ;-)<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>09 h 47<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>Krusty<\/strong> dit vouloir s&rsquo;abstenir&#8230; tu parles il va voter <strong>Ludu<\/strong> oui ! Quelle pudeur !<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>12 h 44<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">500 votants ! Un record !<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>13 h 12<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>Bananus<\/strong> a annonc\u00e9 qu&rsquo;il n&rsquo;y aura pas de design Halloween cette ann\u00e9e :\/&#8230; Aucun rapport avec la pr\u00e9si ceci dit !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>13 h 26<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>Bradpittt<\/strong> d\u00e9voile son programme pour les nouveaux, une sorte de Parrains du c\u0153ur, qui d\u00e9cha\u00eene les passions sur VPM\u00e9dias!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>13 h 54<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Voici le message que nous avons re\u00e7u dans les notifs&#8230;sans commentaire :<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-35853 \" src=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/meesage-adm-e1503775055135.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"461\" height=\"207\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/meesage-adm-e1503775055135.png 650w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/meesage-adm-e1503775055135-150x67.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/meesage-adm-e1503775055135-300x135.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/meesage-adm-e1503775055135-550x247.png 550w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 461px) 100vw, 461px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>15 h 01\u00a0<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">La passation de pouvoir entre <strong>Bananus<\/strong> et <strong>Krusty<\/strong> tourne autour de la pr\u00e9sidentielle. Ainsi, le clown annonce sur le forum, dans <a href=\"http:\/\/poilauf.wwl\">Discours d&rsquo;Intronisation (poil au f***) :\u00a0<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><em>Bradpittt pr\u00e9sident ne serait pas un probl\u00e8me, m\u00eame si il est un peut exit\u00e9.<\/em><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>15 h 27<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Et on en est \u00e0 773 votants !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>15 h 55<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Il semble y avoir un bug sur le jeu depuis dix petites minutes&#8230; J&rsquo;esp\u00e8re que <strong>Krusty<\/strong> (hmm hmm&#8230;) est sur le coup!<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-size: large; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><b>ERROR 404\u00a0: PAGE NOT FOUND<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>18 h 27<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Le jeu est r\u00e9tabli, et on d\u00e9nombre pour le moment&#8230;802 votes!<\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>23 h 05<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Cl\u00f4ture du vote (815 votants)&#8230; Le nouveau pr\u00e9sident est&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-35861 \" src=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/nepasenre-e1503775135955.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"65\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/nepasenre-e1503775135955.png 1159w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/nepasenre-e1503775135955-150x21.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/nepasenre-e1503775135955-300x42.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/nepasenre-e1503775135955-768x109.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/nepasenre-e1503775135955-550x78.png 550w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>23 h 23<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Bradpittt annonce vouloir limoger les modos&#8230;non, pardon, les\u00a0<em>moods<\/em>&#8230; Ces quatre mois promettent&#8230;En tout cas, je vous laisse, et j&rsquo;ai de nouveau besoin d&rsquo;une (petite) pause&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><strong>A PROPOS<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">J&rsquo;ai \u00e9crit cet article en F\u00e9vrier, pour pointer du doigt certaines d\u00e9rives probables du jeu&#8230;Peut-\u00eatre suis-je optimiste de penser qu&rsquo;on sera tranquille jusqu&rsquo;en 2027&#8230; Mais peut-\u00eatre aussi dress\u00e9-je un tableau noir et ne correspondant pas \u00e0 quelque chose de certain&#8230; Reste que c&rsquo;est toujours possible. A m\u00e9diter&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Merci d&rsquo;avoir lu cet article assez long,<\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Le Fysk de 2017<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">[auteur]<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Certes, ceci est une fiction&#8230; mais elle menace de devenir une science par les temps qui courent.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":207,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-container-style":"default","site-container-layout":"default","site-sidebar-layout":"default","disable-article-header":"default","disable-site-header":"default","disable-site-footer":"default","disable-content-area-spacing":"default","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[43,39,418],"class_list":["post-33906","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2-vpmc","tag-fiction","tag-humour","tag-presidentielle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/207"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33906"}],"version-history":[{"count":72,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33906\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44040,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33906\/revisions\/44040"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}