{"id":39,"date":"2008-11-11T01:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-11T01:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pingouin2000.wordpress.com\/2008\/11\/11\/le-secret-du-bonheur"},"modified":"2011-05-23T15:45:19","modified_gmt":"2011-05-23T13:45:19","slug":"le-secret-du-bonheur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=39","title":{"rendered":"Le secret du bonheur&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: #006600;\">Auteur :<\/span> C.M.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Une nouvelle rumeur.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><\/strong>Beaucoup se demandent qu\u2019est ce que cache notre petite Winnie : gentille, discr\u00e8te et pleine de joie. Mais qu\u2019est ce qui lui donne tant de joie ?<\/p>\n<p>Tout a commenc\u00e9 il y a quelques temps avec le d\u00e9part d\u2019un des grands de son parti&#8230; On le nommera \u00ab\u00a0J\u00a0\u00bb pour cette affaire. \u00c9coutez cette discussion que j\u2019ai surprise dans mon imaginaire&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #993300;\">J : Winnie je vais quitter VPM mais je te donne le secret de notre parti avant de partir<\/span> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #996633;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #cc33cc;\">Winnie : Le secret ???<\/span> <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #996633;\"><strong>J : Oui notre force, la force de tout notre parti.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #996633;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #cc33cc;\">Winnie : Oui, c\u2019est quoi ??<\/span> <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #996633;\"><strong>J. : Regarde, viens voir.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong> <\/strong>J. ouvre une porte du local du parti et lui montre&#8230;<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/billets.jpg?w=300\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Oui vous avez bien vu : une salle pleine de plakass.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><strong>DEPUIS&#8230;.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Winnie cherche \u00e0 cacher tout \u00e7a en prenant quelques arrangements avec les banquiers, car si quelqu\u2019un avait une caisse aussi grande que \u00e7a\u2026 M\u00eame en allant \u00e0 Paris il devrait payer plusieurs milliards de plakass de taxe, m\u2019a confi\u00e9 Winnie. Elle a m\u00eame ajout\u00e9 que le parti attendait l\u2019ouverture des grandes villes du monde pour \u00eatre les premiers \u00e0 devenir Maire de New York, Moscou, Bombay et Mexico\u2026 (Oui le grand Serge\u00ef lui a promis pour no\u00ebl l&rsquo;ouverture de New York) afin de devenir le premier parti mondial de VPM. <strong>Ah, ambition quand tu nous tiens !<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000; font-size: 180%;\">Winnie nous cache bien son jeu : <\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: 180%;\">elle veut devenir ma\u00eetre du monde de VPM.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><span style=\"margin-right: 50px;\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Le Corbeau Masqu\u00e9<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Auteur : C.M. Une nouvelle rumeur. Beaucoup se demandent qu\u2019est ce que cache notre petite Winnie : gentille, discr\u00e8te et pleine de joie. Mais qu\u2019est ce qui lui donne tant de joie ? Tout a commenc\u00e9 il y a quelques temps avec le d\u00e9part d\u2019un des grands de son parti&#8230; On le nommera \u00ab\u00a0J\u00a0\u00bb pour [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-container-style":"default","site-container-layout":"default","site-sidebar-layout":"default","disable-article-header":"default","disable-site-header":"default","disable-site-footer":"default","disable-content-area-spacing":"default","footnotes":""},"categories":[304],"tags":[39,209],"class_list":["post-39","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-c-pilote","tag-humour","tag-people"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}