{"id":39879,"date":"2018-09-13T01:00:00","date_gmt":"2018-09-12T23:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=39879"},"modified":"2018-09-17T23:32:11","modified_gmt":"2018-09-17T21:32:11","slug":"mamie-cest-quoi-vpm-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=39879","title":{"rendered":"Mamie, c&rsquo;est quoi, VPM ? #6"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">Saminizzlut \u00e0 tous ! Bienvenue dans la sixi\u00e8me \u00e9dition de <b>Mamie<\/b>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">Mais avant que de nous int\u00e9resser \u00e0 la quinzaine, je vous propose une petite incursion en terre wiki, avec les <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;font-size: 18pt;color: #ff00ff\"><strong>Perles de Wikivpm<\/strong><\/span>. (Wiki wiki, hey hey &#8230;) <em>\/me commet le suicide<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">J&rsquo;aime bien les encyclop\u00e9dies, et celle de VPm ne fait pas exception. <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>Mais les lexicographes et encyclop\u00e9distes VPMiens ne sont pas toujours les plus comp\u00e9tents ou en tout cas les plus acad\u00e9miques<\/strong>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong>E<\/strong>n premier lieu, je vous pr\u00e9sente cette page intriguante, qui semble servir de mod\u00e8le, <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>la Chair \u00e0 Bantha<\/strong><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-39886\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chairad-300x164.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"722\" height=\"395\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chairad-300x164.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chairad-150x82.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chairad-768x420.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chairad-550x301.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chairad.png 1377w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 722px) 100vw, 722px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>P<\/strong>as de commentaire&#8230; d\u00e9sormais, je peux annoter les screens, ou souligner les \u00e9l\u00e9ments insolites.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Vous rappelez-vous l&rsquo;<strong><span style=\"color: #3366ff\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\">extr\u00eame-centre<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/strong>? (Nom qui ne d\u00e9plaisait pourtant pas \u00e0 <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>Patatepersil<\/strong><\/span>) L&rsquo;une des deux figures de mouvement \u00e9tait <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>Noublark<\/strong><strong>a<\/strong><\/span>, qui ne manqua pas d&rsquo;\u00e9taler son RP dans un article au ton tr\u00e8s neutre et encyclop\u00e9dique. Dommage que la page ait \u00e9t\u00e9 modifi\u00e9e, j&rsquo;ai d\u00fb aller chercher dans l&rsquo;historique.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-39889\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/noubly-300x179.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"777\" height=\"464\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/noubly-300x179.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/noubly-150x90.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/noubly-768x459.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/noubly-550x329.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/noubly.png 1161w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 777px) 100vw, 777px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong>T<\/strong>out le monde n&rsquo;a pas le talent de <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>Noubly<\/strong><\/span> pour remplir sa page wiki. Voici celle, par exemple, de <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>Jamifred<\/strong><\/span>, de la Constellation Aqr.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-39894 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/freddy-151x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"235\" height=\"467\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/freddy-151x300.png 151w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/freddy-75x150.png 75w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/freddy.png 382w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 235px) 100vw, 235px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong>L<\/strong>a suite n&rsquo;est pas plus int\u00e9ressante. D&rsquo;ailleurs, je vous montre les qualit\u00e9s en mise en page du parti de <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>Freddy<\/strong><\/span>, <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>Aqr<\/strong><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-39897 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/aqr-300x53.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"85\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/aqr-300x53.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/aqr-150x27.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/aqr-768x136.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/aqr-550x97.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/aqr.png 877w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong>A<\/strong>lors que les miennes, avec des screens de chaque c\u00f4t\u00e9 de l&rsquo;\u00e9cran, sont tout bonnement impressionnantes.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong>D<\/strong>e mise en page, passons \u00e0 <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>r\u00e9daction<\/strong><\/span>. Un certain nombre de contenus de page sont assez durs \u00e0 suivre. Un exemple, ce <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>Il<\/strong><\/span> qui torture toute personne ne connaissant pas le contexte (page <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>Ichon<\/strong><\/span>).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-39905 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/ixhon-300x23.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"625\" height=\"48\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/ixhon-300x23.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/ixhon-150x12.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/ixhon-768x60.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/ixhon-550x43.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/ixhon.png 907w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong>M<\/strong>ais rassurons-nous, la correction orthographique existe, comme sur la page de<span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"> <strong>L&rsquo;Avenue de la Provence<\/strong><\/span> (<span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>orthographe<\/strong><strong> utilis\u00e9e<\/strong><\/span> par le parti) qui redirige vers la page (au titre mieux \u00e9crit) <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>L Avenue de la Provence<\/strong><\/span>. Sauf qu&rsquo;en fait, \u00e7a ne redirige sur rien (cf. screen en bas de l&rsquo;image).<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-39912\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/correction-300x131.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"497\" height=\"217\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/correction-300x131.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/correction-150x66.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/correction-768x337.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/correction-550x241.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/correction.png 785w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 497px) 100vw, 497px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong>J<\/strong>e pourrais disserter sur les partis avec mais sans page, comme les <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>Cat&rsquo;s Eyes<\/strong><\/span>\u00a0(qui ont cependant r\u00e9gl\u00e9 \u00e0 moiti\u00e9 leur probl\u00e8me) ou <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>le Retour du Canard d\u00e9cha\u00een\u00e9<\/strong><\/span>, mais ce serait redondant. Faites une recherche si cela vous int\u00e9resse.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-39914 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/katts-256x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"335\" height=\"393\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/katts-256x300.png 256w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/katts-128x150.png 128w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/katts-550x644.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/katts.png 591w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 335px) 100vw, 335px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-39917 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/liders-177x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"242\" height=\"410\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/liders-177x300.png 177w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/liders-88x150.png 88w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/liders.png 482w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 242px) 100vw, 242px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong>P<\/strong>armi les autres curiosit\u00e9s du wiki, on trouve les joueurs qui mettent leur(s) leader(s) sur leur page personnelle.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Et puisque \u00e7a vous a manqu\u00e9, un peu d&rsquo;<span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>I<\/strong><strong>ssaminizzle<\/strong><\/span>. Quelqu&rsquo;un d&rsquo;autre que bibi a touch\u00e9 \u00e0 sa page wiki, il s&rsquo;agit peut-\u00eatre d&rsquo;<span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>Issaminizzle<\/strong><\/span> lui-m\u00eame. Tenez, le voici en <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>David Vincent<\/strong><\/span> :<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-39921\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/incent-300x72.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"906\" height=\"218\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/incent-300x72.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/incent-150x36.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/incent-768x184.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/incent-550x132.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/incent.png 1404w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 906px) 100vw, 906px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong>Sa<\/strong>uf qu&rsquo;en fait, <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>il<\/strong> <\/span>a inscrit ce compte en juillet. On recherche toujours son multi. Son alliance, <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>l&rsquo;Alliance des centristes de droite<\/strong><\/span>, a beaucoup fait couler d&rsquo;encre quand je me suis fait passer pour quelqu&rsquo;un qui se fait passer pour lui.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-39927 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/alliancedes-300x59.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"504\" height=\"99\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/alliancedes-300x59.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/alliancedes-150x29.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/alliancedes-768x150.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/alliancedes-550x107.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/alliancedes.png 809w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 504px) 100vw, 504px\" \/><\/p>\n<h2>\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-39928\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/issamm-300x78.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"565\" height=\"147\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/issamm-300x78.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/issamm-150x39.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/issamm-550x144.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/issamm.png 724w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 565px) 100vw, 565px\" \/><\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong>A<\/strong>ttention, on attaque <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>du lourd<\/strong><\/span>&#8230; Voici une page <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>que plus personne ne peut modifier et dont plus personne ne peut voir l&rsquo;historique<\/strong><\/span>, qui nous redirige automatiquement vers la page d&rsquo;accueil de Wikivpm. Et j&rsquo;en suis probablement responsable. Signalons qu&rsquo;une autre page pour les SDF a \u00e9t\u00e9 r\u00e9dig\u00e9e.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-39932\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/sdffff-300x148.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"730\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/sdffff-300x148.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/sdffff-150x74.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/sdffff-768x378.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/sdffff-550x270.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/sdffff.png 1389w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 730px) 100vw, 730px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong>E<\/strong>n parlant de SDF, voici les (mes) modifications qui ont \u00e9t\u00e9 trait\u00e9es de <span style=\"color: #3366ff\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong><em>vandalisme<\/em><\/strong><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000\"> par<\/span><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong> Bobmorane<\/strong><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000\"> sur la page<\/span><strong>\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff00ff\">Girard<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: #000000\">.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-39936 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/petit-1-300x119.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"848\" height=\"336\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/petit-1-300x119.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/petit-1-150x60.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/petit-1-550x219.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/petit-1.png 1372w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 848px) 100vw, 848px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong>C<\/strong>e m\u00eame <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>Bobmorane<\/strong><\/span> en a su\u00e9 avec<span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong> Ironfr<\/strong><\/span>, qui modifie en profondeur les pages sans demander l&rsquo;avis des joueurs. Celui-ci a par exemple renomm\u00e9 l&rsquo;<span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>Union des Pachydermes unis<\/strong>, <strong><em>Mouvement des \u00e9lephants<\/em><\/strong><\/span> (?) sur cette page&#8230; d&rsquo;o\u00f9 l&rsquo;avertissement de <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>Bobby<\/strong> <\/span>dans l&rsquo;historique.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-39939\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/elephants-300x28.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"888\" height=\"83\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/elephants-300x28.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/elephants-150x14.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/elephants-768x72.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/elephants-550x52.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/elephants.png 1182w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 888px) 100vw, 888px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-39942\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/modiffs-300x18.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"984\" height=\"59\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/modiffs-300x18.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/modiffs-150x9.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/modiffs-768x47.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/modiffs-550x33.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/modiffs.png 1367w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 984px) 100vw, 984px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong>T<\/strong>oujours sur <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>Bobby aux fesses rebondie<\/strong><strong>s<\/strong><\/span>, je partage une blague qu&rsquo;il a \u00e9chou\u00e9 \u00e0 comprendre (toujours pas d\u00e9plac\u00e9e dans <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong><em>Discussion<\/em><\/strong> <\/span>d&rsquo;ailleurs)&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-39945\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/oxyg-300x158.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"795\" height=\"419\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/oxyg-300x158.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/oxyg-150x79.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/oxyg-768x404.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/oxyg-550x290.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/oxyg.png 1231w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 795px) 100vw, 795px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong>C<\/strong>hangeons d&rsquo;air (lol), et faisons un tour \u00e0 Draguign&#8230;non, \u00e0 <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>Gradignan<\/strong><\/span> (!), qui a eu&#8230; 8 maires en tout et pour tout.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-39949\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/draguinan-300x162.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"485\" height=\"262\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/draguinan-300x162.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/draguinan-150x81.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/draguinan-550x298.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/draguinan.png 691w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 485px) 100vw, 485px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #3366ff\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\">Orl\u00e9ans<\/span><\/span><\/strong>, par contre, en a eu beaucoup plus. Sur sa fiche d&rsquo;ailleurs, on trouve des renseignements <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>au style tr\u00e8s encyclop\u00e9dique<\/strong><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-39951\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/orleans-encyclopedique-300x34.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"944\" height=\"107\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/orleans-encyclopedique-300x34.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/orleans-encyclopedique-150x17.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/orleans-encyclopedique-768x88.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/orleans-encyclopedique-550x63.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/orleans-encyclopedique.png 1379w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 944px) 100vw, 944px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tr<\/strong>\u00e8s encyclop\u00e9dique est l&rsquo;\u00e9num\u00e9ration de <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>multis<\/strong><\/span>, qui peut prendre plusieurs volumes comme dans mon cas.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-39953\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/muultis-300x61.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"856\" height=\"174\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/muultis-300x61.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/muultis-150x30.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/muultis-768x156.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/muultis-550x112.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/muultis.png 1407w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 856px) 100vw, 856px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">R\u00e9cr\u00e9ation.<\/span> Petite anetdoque <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>de Bluum<\/strong><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-39957\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/safyr-300x18.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"884\" height=\"53\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/safyr-300x18.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/safyr-150x9.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/safyr-768x46.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/safyr-550x33.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/safyr.png 1399w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 884px) 100vw, 884px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong>Et<\/strong> voici <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>la pr\u00e9sentation de Golden<\/strong><\/span>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-39959\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/arc-300x23.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"808\" height=\"62\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/arc-300x23.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/arc-150x12.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/arc-768x59.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/arc-550x43.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/arc.png 996w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 808px) 100vw, 808px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">(Mais quel est ce<span style=\"color: #3366ff\"><strong><em> y<\/em><\/strong><\/span> ?)<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230; et<\/strong> les <span style=\"color: #3366ff\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong><em>Aventures de Od<\/em> par Herb\u00e9<\/strong><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000\">.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-39962\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/oddfg-295x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"295\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/oddfg-295x300.png 295w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/oddfg-148x150.png 148w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/oddfg.png 297w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 295px) 100vw, 295px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>V<\/strong>enons-en <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>aux joueurs qui veulent retenir toute leur vie<\/strong><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-39965\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chlochlo-300x84.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"953\" height=\"267\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chlochlo-300x84.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chlochlo-150x42.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chlochlo-768x215.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chlochlo-550x154.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chlochlo.png 1391w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 953px) 100vw, 953px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>D<\/strong>ans la m\u00eame lign\u00e9e, place au dossier <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>Pierreintello<\/strong><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-40007\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parcours-piter-300x142.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"824\" height=\"390\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parcours-piter-300x142.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parcours-piter-150x71.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parcours-piter-768x363.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parcours-piter-550x260.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parcours-piter.png 1387w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 824px) 100vw, 824px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-39976\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/piter-300x139.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"920\" height=\"426\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/piter-300x139.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/piter-150x69.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/piter-768x355.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/piter-550x254.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/piter.png 1362w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 920px) 100vw, 920px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>A<\/strong>utre dossier : le monde <span style=\"color: #3366ff\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>d&rsquo;Od<\/strong><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000\">. Prenez le<\/span><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\">\u00a0<strong>coq porn<\/strong><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000\">, on commence avec la page des<\/span><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong> Barbouzes<\/strong><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000\">. <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong><em>Du progreyssisme&#8230;<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-39985\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/barbouzess-300x176.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"846\" height=\"496\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/barbouzess-300x176.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/barbouzess-150x88.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/barbouzess-768x451.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/barbouzess-550x323.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/barbouzess.png 1287w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 846px) 100vw, 846px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><em><strong>Des math\u00e9maticiens pratiquant la fission jouorique&#8230;<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-39987\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/skrinn-300x211.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"622\" height=\"438\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/skrinn-300x211.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/skrinn-150x106.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/skrinn-768x540.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/skrinn-550x387.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/skrinn.png 1016w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 622px) 100vw, 622px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-39992\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/barbuses-300x84.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"897\" height=\"251\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/barbuses-300x84.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/barbuses-150x42.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/barbuses-768x215.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/barbuses-550x154.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/barbuses.png 1330w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 897px) 100vw, 897px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-39994\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/tenirbarbou-300x152.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"766\" height=\"388\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/tenirbarbou-300x152.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/tenirbarbou-150x76.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/tenirbarbou-768x389.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/tenirbarbou-550x278.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/tenirbarbou.png 1282w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 766px) 100vw, 766px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Et tant qu&rsquo;on y est, laissons <span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>Od<\/strong><\/span> conclure &#8230; (je souligne le c\u00f4t\u00e9 dictatorial du parti)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-40004\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/denouveauod-300x62.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"866\" height=\"179\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/denouveauod-300x62.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/denouveauod-150x31.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/denouveauod-768x159.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/denouveauod-550x114.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/denouveauod.png 1291w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 866px) 100vw, 866px\" \/><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<h2><span style=\"font-size: 18pt\">Mais toujours avant que de commencer\u2026 <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;color: #ff6600\"><strong>Le diverto de la quinzaine !<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">Voil\u00e0, alors en fait il n&rsquo;y en a pas. Mais je corrige les mots crois\u00e9s de <span style=\"color: #ff6600\"><strong>Maman\u00a0(cf. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><a href=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=39498\">lien<\/a><\/span>).<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-39603 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crossword-1-298x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"563\" height=\"567\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crossword-1-298x300.png 298w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crossword-1-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crossword-1-550x555.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crossword-1-144x144.png 144w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crossword-1.png 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 563px) 100vw, 563px\" \/>1. D\u00e9couverte : C*N NU.<\/p>\n<p>3. D\u00e9couvert : CONNU.<\/p>\n<p>2. Mari gnan-gnan : COCUFIABLE.<\/p>\n<p>4. Ass de tr\u00e8fle : FEUILLE DE ROSE.<\/p>\n<p>5. Navet Spatial : <em>SUNSHINE<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>6. (Il) ira loger ailleurs : OISIF.<\/p>\n<p>7. Id\u00e9e \u00e0 coudre : PATRON.<\/p>\n<p>8. Indisponible : OQP.<\/p>\n<p>9. \u00c2ge normand : CARENTAN.<\/p>\n<p>Je vous laisse trouver toute la subtilit\u00e9 des d\u00e9finitions, h\u00e9h\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;color: #800000;font-size: 18pt\"><strong>Le Flop 5 des VPMiens de la quinzaine<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><em><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000\">5. Girard<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000\"><strong>Le canard<\/strong><\/span> a quitt\u00e9 les SDF \u00e0 l&rsquo;aube de ce mois, honte \u00e0 lui ! Il n&rsquo;y reste plus de personnel actif (toujours au singulier, je pr\u00e9cise, quand il n&rsquo;y a qu&rsquo;une cat\u00e9gorie de personnes). D&rsquo;ailleurs :<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-40038\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/non-verbale-300x142.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"860\" height=\"407\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/non-verbale-300x142.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/non-verbale-150x71.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/non-verbale-768x363.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/non-verbale-550x260.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/non-verbale.png 983w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 860px) 100vw, 860px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><em>Oui, mais ce n&rsquo;est pas une phrase simple ; c&rsquo;est une non verbale. Joyeux No\u00ebl \u00e0 toi.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><em><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000\">4. Issaminzzle<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Non, je ne parle <strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000\">pas d&rsquo;Issaminizzle<\/span><\/strong>, mais bien <span style=\"color: #ff0000\"><span style=\"color: #000000\">de<\/span><\/span><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000\"> mon multi Issaminzzle<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000\"><span style=\"color: #000000\">. Heing ? Non, rien. Toujours est-il que ce multi \u00e9tait \u00e9labor\u00e9 pour faire penser que quelqu&rsquo;un<strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000\"> se<\/span> <span style=\"color: #ff0000\">faisait passer pour<\/span><\/strong> (le vrai)\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff0000\"><strong>Issaminizzle<\/strong><\/span>. Ce qui est vrai, vous suivez ? Mais du coup, pour me faire passer pour (quelqu&rsquo;un qui se faisait passer pour) <strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000\">Issaminizzle<\/span><\/strong>, il fallait faire un discours de retour caricatural, en reprenant par exemple le nom de l&rsquo;alliance de partis voulue par\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff0000\"><strong>Issaminizzle<\/strong><\/span> le bien nomm\u00e9&#8230; Cette formation politique porte le nom d&rsquo;<strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000\">Alliance des Centristes de droite<\/span><\/strong>&#8230; Alors <strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000\">Bigbaba<\/span><\/strong>, taraud\u00e9e par l&rsquo;impression que VPM se <strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000\">politise<\/span><\/strong> (comme quand j&rsquo;avais imit\u00e9 les <strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000\"><em>progreyssistes<\/em><\/span><\/strong> avec mon compte <strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000\">Politichien<\/span><\/strong> et un avatar avec le Sacr\u00e9-Coeur ; ce n&rsquo;est toutefois pas le sujet) &#8211; non sans raison -, me tomba dessus avec une rage peu commune. Et de crier sur l&rsquo;admin. Et l&rsquo;admin de ne rien comprendre&#8230;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-40027\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/tempesta-300x126.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"836\" height=\"351\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/tempesta-300x126.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/tempesta-150x63.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/tempesta-768x322.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/tempesta-550x231.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/tempesta.png 1373w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 836px) 100vw, 836px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><em>Apr\u00e8s la temp\u00eate. D&rsquo;ailleurs elle n&rsquo;avait m\u00eame pas v\u00e9rifi\u00e9 l&rsquo;existence d&rsquo;un parti portant ce nom.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;color: #ff0000\"><em><strong>3. Bikbik<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">J&rsquo;ai parl\u00e9 de son retour dans <em><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000\">Maman<\/span><\/strong><\/em>, il est temps de parler <strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000\">de<\/span><\/strong> son retour. Toujours aussi \u00e9nigmatique et au RP peu subtil, il n&rsquo;a pas beaucoup chang\u00e9 depuis <a href=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=33122\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">mon analyse de la pr\u00e9sidentielle<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/a>. Si, il a empir\u00e9. Je mets pas de screen parce que \u00e7a pikhl\u00e9zyeu. Il a d&rsquo;ailleurs lui aussi critiq\u00e9 un <em>bug<\/em> des <span style=\"color: #ff0000\"><strong>propros<\/strong><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><em><span style=\"color: #ff0000\"><strong>2. Lyonsuper<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Toujours dans <span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=33122\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">cet article<\/a>,<\/strong><\/span> je parlais de <strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000\">Lyonsuper<\/span><\/strong> qui ne revenait qu&rsquo;en p\u00e9riode de <strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000\">pr\u00e9sidentielle<\/span><\/strong>. Le <strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000\">f\u00e9lin<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: #000000\">, qui a depuis r\u00e9ussi \u00e0<\/span><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000\"> devenir pr\u00e9sident<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: #000000\"> (et \u00e9t\u00e9 menac\u00e9 de destitution), r\u00e9utilise son ancienne gestion de la pr\u00e9sence sur le jeu dans un autre cadre : la recherche de <span style=\"color: #ff0000\"><strong>mod\u00e9rateurs<\/strong><\/span>. Il me parlait de ses ambitions \u00e0 ce sujet pendant son <strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000\">mandat<\/span><\/strong>, mais je le pensais frein\u00e9 par le <em><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000\">Lyonsgate<\/span><\/strong><\/em>. Il n&rsquo;en est rien, le joueur postule pour \u00eatre nomm\u00e9\u00a0<strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000\">modo<\/span><\/strong>, apr\u00e8s un silence radio de plusieurs mois.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><em><span style=\"color: #ff0000\"><strong>1. YONISSART<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Quelle horreur ! Je voulais \u00e9crire un truc sur un message compliqu\u00e9 o\u00f9 on ne comprenait rien, mais j&rsquo;ai perdu celui-ci&#8230; Mais ne vous inqui\u00e9tez pas, j&rsquo;ai autre chose sur <span style=\"color: #ff0000\"><strong>lui<\/strong><\/span> : le <strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000\">fameux r\u00e9dacteur de CN<\/span><\/strong> se propose comme <strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000\">modo<\/span><\/strong> ! Les joueurs pr\u00e9sents sur le forum en d\u00e9cembre 2017 vont comprendre ce qui suit.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-40053\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chairy-1-300x82.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"957\" height=\"262\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chairy-1-300x82.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chairy-1-150x41.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chairy-1-768x209.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chairy-1-550x150.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chairy-1.png 1337w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 957px) 100vw, 957px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">D&rsquo;ailleurs, il n&rsquo;y a bien que <strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000\">Zerozerosept<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0pour d\u00e9fendre plus ou moins aveugl\u00e9ment <strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000\">Yoni<\/span><\/strong>, \u00e0 propos des <span style=\"color: #ff0000\"><strong>CN<\/strong><\/span> au moins. D&rsquo;ailleurs, qui comprend ce commentaire ?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-40056\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/messages-300x37.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"802\" height=\"99\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/messages-300x37.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/messages-150x18.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/messages-768x94.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/messages-550x67.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/messages.png 784w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 802px) 100vw, 802px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>En fait, je comprends, mais on reconna\u00eetra que c&rsquo;est tr\u00e8s bancal&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/h2>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;font-size: 18pt;color: #008000\"><strong>Le Top 5 des VPMiens de la quinzaine<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;color: #99cc00\"><em><strong>5. Djaderer<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><span style=\"color: #99cc00\"><strong>Djaderer<\/strong><\/span>, ou <span style=\"color: #99cc00\"><strong><em>Djandouille<\/em><\/strong><\/span> pour <span style=\"color: #99cc00\"><strong>Boubourse<\/strong><\/span>, <strong><span style=\"color: #99cc00\">a supprim\u00e9 son compte<\/span><\/strong> apr\u00e8s l&rsquo;avoir annonc\u00e9 de fa\u00e7on tr\u00e8s explicite sur le forum. Je le mets dans le <span style=\"color: #000000\">top 5<\/span>\u00a0car je pense qu&rsquo;on va avoir des vacances ; il l&rsquo;a fait pour dispara\u00eetre de la circulation, ainsi s&rsquo;il revient il devra (s&rsquo;il est habile) \u00eatre l\u00e0 <strong><span style=\"color: #99cc00\"><em>incognito<\/em><\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: #000000\">, ou obligatoirement discret. Un peu <strong><span style=\"color: #99cc00\">de<\/span><\/strong> <span style=\"color: #99cc00\"><strong>Djady<\/strong><\/span>, puisque l&rsquo;on va vraisemblablement en \u00eatre sevr\u00e9.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-40061\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/djad\u00e9r\u00e9e-300x189.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"826\" height=\"521\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/djad\u00e9r\u00e9e-300x189.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/djad\u00e9r\u00e9e-150x94.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/djad\u00e9r\u00e9e-768x483.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/djad\u00e9r\u00e9e-550x346.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/djad\u00e9r\u00e9e.png 995w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 826px) 100vw, 826px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Je vous passe les arguments (vrais)* pour d\u00e9montrer que <strong><span style=\"color: #99cc00\">Boubourse<\/span><\/strong> a fait mille fois mieux que <span style=\"color: #99cc00\"><strong>Djady<\/strong><\/span>. En tout cas, <span style=\"color: #99cc00\"><strong>Boubourse<\/strong><\/span> est devenu un sujet br\u00fblant, a <strong><span style=\"color: #99cc00\"><em>vexing matter<\/em><\/span><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-40063\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/avoirr-300x65.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"987\" height=\"214\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/avoirr-300x65.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/avoirr-150x32.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/avoirr-768x166.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/avoirr-550x119.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/avoirr.png 1367w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 987px) 100vw, 987px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ce topic pourtant tr\u00e8s int\u00e9ressant a \u00e9t\u00e9 cl\u00f4tur\u00e9 par <strong><span style=\"color: #99cc00\">Bananus<\/span><\/strong>, pour ne pas jeter de l&rsquo;huile sur le feu.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Signalons que le <strong><span style=\"color: #99cc00\">slogan<\/span><\/strong> qui me sert d&rsquo;avatar est un essai de <strong><span style=\"color: #99cc00\">Villlars<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: #99cc00\"><span style=\"color: #000000\">, qui transforme le fameux\u00a0<em>Mon nom dans l&rsquo;urne ou mon pied dans tes burnes<\/em>, ni vu ni connu. Sauf que <em>Villlars \u00e0 Caen et tu \u00e9viteras mon pied dans ton fion<\/em>, bah c&rsquo;est moyen. Mais revenons \u00e0 nos Sengels.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">* : En fait, j&rsquo;ai envie de vous mettre l&rsquo;un de ces arguments (ce qui nous m\u00e8ne \u00e0 <span style=\"color: #99cc00\"><strong>Gameknight<\/strong><\/span>):<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-40096\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/praivit-jouk-300x129.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"825\" height=\"355\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/praivit-jouk-300x129.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/praivit-jouk-150x65.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/praivit-jouk-768x331.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/praivit-jouk-550x237.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/praivit-jouk.png 1292w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 825px) 100vw, 825px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;color: #99cc00\"><strong><em>4. Gameknight <\/em><\/strong><span style=\"color: #000000\">(oui la couleur devrait \u00eatre la m\u00eame que pour le 5)<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Oui, <strong><span style=\"color: #99cc00\">Gameknight<\/span><\/strong>. <strong><span style=\"color: #99cc00\">Gameknight<\/span> <\/strong>qui est devenu journaliste apr\u00e8s seulement <strong><span style=\"color: #99cc00\">quelques jours<\/span><\/strong> en temps que stagiaire actif. Alors que certains doivent attendre deux ans &#8230; Bon, je ne suis pas l\u00e0 pour cracher sur les nouveaux promus, d&rsquo;autant plus quand ils pondent des <span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><a href=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=39187\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">articles d\u00e9licieux<\/a><\/span>\u00a0(un exemple en cliquant dessus ; ouverture dans un autre onglet &#8211;<em>normalement<\/em>). De plus,<span style=\"color: #99cc00\"><strong> Gameke <\/strong><span style=\"color: #000000\">(\u00e0 la belge) est l&rsquo;auteur d&rsquo;une farce qui a <em>march\u00e9<\/em>:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Tenez, j&rsquo;ai enlev\u00e9 ce qui g\u00eanait au milieu (du <strong><span style=\"color: #99cc00\">Kipous<\/span><\/strong>).<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-40076\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/athass-300x123.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"827\" height=\"339\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/athass-300x123.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/athass-150x61.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/athass-768x314.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/athass-550x225.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/athass.png 1186w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 827px) 100vw, 827px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;color: #99cc00\"><em><strong>3. Bananus<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Le <strong><span style=\"color: #99cc00\">patron <\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: #99cc00\"><span style=\"color: #000000\">(id\u00e9e \u00e0 coudre) figure dans ce top 5 car il a lanc\u00e9 un appel \u00e0 <strong><span style=\"color: #99cc00\">candidatures<\/span><\/strong> pour trouver les nouveaux <span style=\"color: #99cc00\"><strong>modos<\/strong><\/span>, d\u00e9clenchant ainsi un vaste mouvement d&rsquo;excitation parmi les excit\u00e9s de base, et la candidature de <strong><span style=\"color: #99cc00\">Val\u00e9rie<\/span><\/strong>. <span style=\"color: #99cc00\"><strong>Tichon<\/strong><\/span>, quant \u00e0 lui, a\u00a0\u00e0 mon avis bien cern\u00e9 le probl\u00e8me.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-40079\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/vrai-300x65.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"992\" height=\"215\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/vrai-300x65.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/vrai-150x33.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/vrai-768x167.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/vrai-550x120.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/vrai.png 1359w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 992px) 100vw, 992px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Mais je reste assez content de cette d\u00e9cision de <strong><span style=\"color: #99cc00\">Bananus<\/span><\/strong>. Tant qu&rsquo;on y est, voici des am\u00e9liorations ou des bugs rencontr\u00e9s cette quinzaine (est-ce d\u00fb au nouveau format pour <em>smartphones<\/em>?):<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-40082\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/jurnall-300x126.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"755\" height=\"317\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/jurnall-300x126.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/jurnall-150x63.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/jurnall-768x323.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/jurnall-550x232.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/jurnall.png 1204w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 755px) 100vw, 755px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-40083\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/photovillesss-300x143.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"713\" height=\"340\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/photovillesss-300x143.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/photovillesss-150x72.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/photovillesss-768x366.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/photovillesss-550x262.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/photovillesss.png 1214w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 713px) 100vw, 713px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-40086\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chairy-2-300x135.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"768\" height=\"346\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chairy-2-300x135.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chairy-2-150x67.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chairy-2-768x345.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chairy-2-550x247.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chairy-2.png 922w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><em><span style=\"color: #99cc00\"><strong>2. Val\u00e9rie<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong><span style=\"color: #99cc00\">Lyonsuper<\/span><\/strong> (JA!), <strong><span style=\"color: #99cc00\">Yonissart<\/span><\/strong>, et\u00a0<strong><span style=\"color: #99cc00\">Clementleretour<\/span><\/strong>, <strong><span style=\"color: #99cc00\">Bikbik<\/span><\/strong>&#8230; Quelle liste effrayante de pr\u00e9tendants \u00e0 la modo ! Mais il y en a une qui est solide, qui a un dossier b\u00e9tonn\u00e9, il s&rsquo;agit de <strong><span style=\"color: #99cc00\">Valerie<\/span><\/strong>. <strong><span style=\"color: #99cc00\">Celle-ci<\/span> <\/strong>est en g\u00e9n\u00e9ral bienveillante mais, en tant que joueuse exp\u00e9riment\u00e9e, a des avis assez tranch\u00e9s sur les questions de l&rsquo;\u00e9volution des r\u00e8gles en campagne. Ce qu&rsquo;on pourrait lui reprocher, c&rsquo;est sa pr\u00e9sence plus tardive ; mais, vu que deux <strong><span style=\"color: #99cc00\">modos<\/span><\/strong> sont recherch\u00e9s, il pourrait tr\u00e8s bien y en avoir un pour le jour et un pour la nuit &#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;color: #99cc00\"><em><strong>1. THEIERE<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #99cc00\">La Th\u00e9i\u00e8re<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0a publi\u00e9 un <strong><span style=\"color: #99cc00\">sujet<\/span><\/strong> remarquable sur le forum. No comment.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-40090\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/caf\u00e9-300x234.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"753\" height=\"587\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/caf\u00e9-300x234.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/caf\u00e9-150x117.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/caf\u00e9-768x599.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/caf\u00e9-550x429.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/caf\u00e9.png 964w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 753px) 100vw, 753px\" \/><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;color: #339966;font-size: 18pt\"><strong>L\u2019animation de la quinzaine<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">Cette quinzaine, je me doigte d&rsquo;\u00e9voquer ma propre animation <strong><span style=\"color: #339966\">Election en Um\u00e9rique <\/span><\/strong>(<a href=\"http:\/\/www.votezpourmoi.com\/jeu\/forum_msg.php?idsujet=36748&amp;id=4&amp;recherche=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">lien<\/span><\/a>)<span style=\"color: #000000\">. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><span style=\"color: #000000\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\">Il s&rsquo;agit de la troisi\u00e8me (quatri\u00e8me avec le projet avort\u00e9) \u00e9dition du <span style=\"color: #339966\"><strong>Pr\u00e9sident des Etages-Unis<\/strong><span style=\"color: #000000\">, lanc\u00e9 pour la premi\u00e8re fois pendant la campagne pr\u00e9sidentielle de 2016 aux Etats-Unis d&rsquo;Am\u00e9rique. <span style=\"color: #339966\"><strong>1 000 000 de pks.<\/strong><\/span> ont \u00e9t\u00e9 distribu\u00e9s au total pour les deux pr\u00e9c\u00e9dentes \u00e9ditions, et j&rsquo;aimerais bien que cette somme f\u00fbt d\u00e9pens\u00e9e pour r\u00e9compenser les gagnants de la troisi\u00e8me. Le but est, apr\u00e8s une campagne l\u00e9g\u00e8rement semblable \u00e0 ce qu&rsquo;on peut trouver sur VPM, notamment depuis l&rsquo;introduction des propros, de devenir le <span style=\"color: #339966\"><strong>Pr\u00e9sident f\u00e9d\u00e9ral des Etages-Unis<\/strong><\/span>.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-40104\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chair\u00e0-\u00e9ages-1-300x89.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"904\" height=\"268\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chair\u00e0-\u00e9ages-1-300x89.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chair\u00e0-\u00e9ages-1-150x45.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chair\u00e0-\u00e9ages-1-768x229.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chair\u00e0-\u00e9ages-1-550x164.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chair\u00e0-\u00e9ages-1.png 1191w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 904px) 100vw, 904px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-40108\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chair\u00e0-\u00e9ages-3-300x209.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"470\" height=\"327\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chair\u00e0-\u00e9ages-3-300x209.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chair\u00e0-\u00e9ages-3-150x105.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chair\u00e0-\u00e9ages-3-550x383.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/chair\u00e0-\u00e9ages-3.png 584w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 470px) 100vw, 470px\" \/><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;color: #ffcc00;font-size: 18pt\"><strong>Le truc-que-tout-le-monde-sait-mais-pas-tout-le-monde-en-fait de la quinzaine<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Toutes les personnes un peu cultiv\u00e9es savent que les personnes atteintes d&rsquo;<strong><span style=\"color: #ffcc00\"><em>autisme<\/em>\u00a0de haut niveau<\/span><\/strong> et les personnes avec un <strong><span style=\"color: #ffcc00\">Syndrome d&rsquo;Asperger ou Syndrome Asperger\u00a0<\/span><\/strong>(troubles neurologiques dont on a pris conscience r\u00e9cemment), ont un <strong><span style=\"color: #ffcc00\">QI<\/span><\/strong> tr\u00e8s \u00e9lev\u00e9. Bah c&rsquo;est <span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ffcc00\">FAUX<\/span><\/strong><\/span>. On peut (et avec raison) contester la notion de <strong><span style=\"color: #ffcc00\">Quotient intellectuel<\/span> <\/strong>et les fa\u00e7ons dont ce quotient est calcul\u00e9, mais on ne peut pas dire que les personnes avec <strong><span style=\"color: #ffcc00\">Asperger <\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: #000000\">sont surdou\u00e9es ou pr\u00e9coces. Cette id\u00e9e, v\u00e9hicul\u00e9e plus ou moins volontairement par des s\u00e9ries tr\u00e8s premier degr\u00e9 comme <span style=\"color: #ffcc00\"><em><strong>Good Doctor\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><span style=\"color: #000000\">et qu&rsquo;on retrouve m\u00eame dans la bouche de personnalit\u00e9s comme Thierry Ardisson, est fausse et, au lieu de la compr\u00e9hension de ces troubles, favoriserait leur <span style=\"color: #ffcc00\"><strong>id\u00e9alisation<\/strong><\/span>, au d\u00e9triment des individus au quotient intellectuel moyen les pr\u00e9sentant.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">On observerait en fait souvent (cf. Attwood, 1998) un QI verbal \u00e9lev\u00e9 et un QI performance bas, d&rsquo;o\u00f9 un quotient souvent <span style=\"color: #ffcc00\"><strong>h\u00e9t\u00e9rog\u00e8ne<\/strong><\/span> et incalculable.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;color: #000080;font-size: 18pt\"><strong>Les screens de la quinzaine<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">Alors voil\u00e0, j&rsquo;ai d\u00e9cid\u00e9 d&rsquo;en mettre plusieurs, vous verrez celui qui vous parlera le plus.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Il n&rsquo;est pas cens\u00e9 y avoir au moins une<span style=\"color: #000080\"> <strong>rime<\/strong><\/span> par <span style=\"color: #000080\"><strong>slogan<\/strong><\/span> ?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-40117\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/\u00e0-noter-300x271.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"498\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/\u00e0-noter-300x271.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/\u00e0-noter-150x136.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/\u00e0-noter-550x497.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/\u00e0-noter.png 618w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 498px) 100vw, 498px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Le pape a d\u00e9j\u00e0 \u00e9t\u00e9 maire de <span style=\"color: #000080\"><strong>N\u00eemes<\/strong><\/span>, la preuve : voici son monument.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-40120 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/magnetthe-300x115.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"428\" height=\"164\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/magnetthe-300x115.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/magnetthe-150x57.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/magnetthe.png 503w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 428px) 100vw, 428px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Tant qu&rsquo;on est sur les photos, en voici une <span style=\"color: #000080\"><strong>tr\u00e8s personnelle<\/strong><\/span> et prise par la joueuse\/le joueur.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-40122 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/photo-non-individuelle-300x85.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"163\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/photo-non-individuelle-300x85.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/photo-non-individuelle-150x43.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/photo-non-individuelle-550x157.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/photo-non-individuelle.png 667w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-40128\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/entr-1-300x155.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"670\" height=\"346\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/entr-1-300x155.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/entr-1-150x78.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/entr-1-768x397.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/entr-1-550x285.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/entr-1.png 1026w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 670px) 100vw, 670px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-40133\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/pudding-279x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"564\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/pudding-279x300.png 279w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/pudding-139x150.png 139w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/pudding-550x592.png 550w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/pudding.png 628w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><em>A mon avis non.<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center\"><\/h2>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;color: #808080;font-size: 18pt\"><strong>Le S\u00fbtes-Vous ? : L\u2019info OSEF de la quinzaine<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><strong><span style=\"color: #808080\">Anetheron<\/span><\/strong> se prononce <strong><span style=\"color: #808080\">-ron<\/span><\/strong> et non <strong><span style=\"color: #808080\">ronn<\/span><\/strong> ! Etonnon, nonn ?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">Voil\u00e0 voil\u00e0, j&rsquo;esp\u00e8re que cette \u00e9dition vous aura plu &#8230; Si pas content, rembours\u00e9 sur pr\u00e9sentation d&rsquo;un document prouvant que l&rsquo;int\u00e9ress\u00e9 a mis la note de 5 sur 5.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"> <strong>Et dire que c&rsquo;est \u00e7a, VPM &#8230;<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Une course \u00e0 la modo ? Une punchline rat\u00e9e de Gigi ? Od qui ne peut plus fesser ? Prenez le pop corn, y a tout \u00e7a dans Mamie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":207,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-container-style":"default","site-container-layout":"default","site-sidebar-layout":"default","disable-article-header":"default","disable-site-header":"default","disable-site-footer":"default","disable-content-area-spacing":"default","footnotes":""},"categories":[312,4],"tags":[338,707,759],"class_list":["post-39879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-g-a-la-une","category-2-vpmc","tag-bilan-de-la-communaute","tag-screenshots","tag-top-flop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/207"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39879"}],"version-history":[{"count":196,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39879\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40150,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39879\/revisions\/40150"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}