{"id":40800,"date":"2018-12-11T08:00:54","date_gmt":"2018-12-11T07:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=40800"},"modified":"2018-12-10T22:47:17","modified_gmt":"2018-12-10T21:47:17","slug":"les-dessous-de-la-redac-la-vraie-chronique-a-la-gloire-du-canard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=40800","title":{"rendered":"Les dessous de la r\u00e9dac&rsquo; &#8211; La VRAIE chronique \u00e0 la gloire du canard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #1f6ca6; font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>La VRAIE chronique \u00e0 la gloire du canard<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-35625 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/130313.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"301\" height=\"425\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/130313.jpg 400w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/130313-106x150.jpg 106w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/130313-212x300.jpg 212w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 301px) 100vw, 301px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Nan mais il est s\u00e9rieux le stagiaire ? Il croyait que j&rsquo;allais jamais remarquer que sa pseudo-chronique cens\u00e9e me mettre \u00e0 l&rsquo;honneur (c&rsquo;est marqu\u00e9 noir sur blanc sur son contrat de stagiaire : vu que je le chapeaute, il me doit un traitement divin). Bref, il est temps que le canard pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9 des VPMiens (le seul d&rsquo;ailleurs&#8230;) reprenne les choses en main !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Par reprendre les choses en main je parle pas de fouetter le p&rsquo;tit quand il m&rsquo;apporte mon th\u00e9 froid sans sucre 5 minutes apr\u00e8s que je lui ai demand\u00e9. Ca, croyez-moi chers lecteurs, il connait d\u00e9j\u00e0. Et aussi la copie de lignes pour qu&rsquo;il imprime enfin dans sa t\u00eate que \u00ab\u00a0Girard est le meilleur de nous tous\u00a0\u00bb (sans nul doute la meilleure intro de CN de tous les temps, soit dit en passant).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Non, j&rsquo;entends plut\u00f4t rappeler l&rsquo;influence que j&rsquo;ai sur le CN (n&rsquo;en d\u00e9plaise \u00e0 ce stupide stagiaire&#8230; lequel ose en plus me demander au moment m\u00eame o\u00f9 j&rsquo;\u00e9cris ces lignes de le passer journaliste ! quel culot !)&#8230; du moins, c&rsquo;est \u00e0 JeSuisCahuzac que reviendra cette t\u00e2che. Mais il comprendra que c&rsquo;est pas si dur d&rsquo;expliquer les r\u00e9sultats par mon aura aviaire !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Enfin&#8230; c&rsquo;est pas tout mais j&rsquo;ai des stagiaires \u00e0 fouetter moi !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ah oui, j&rsquo;allais oublier, votre stagiaire ch\u00e9ri (<em>qu&rsquo;il euh meugnon !<\/em>) se mettra tr\u00e8s prochainement \u00e0 me d\u00e9dier des pri\u00e8res !<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-40797 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Cahuzac-3.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"722\" height=\"438\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Cahuzac-3.png 1011w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Cahuzac-3-150x91.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Cahuzac-3-300x182.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Cahuzac-3-768x466.png 768w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Cahuzac-3-550x333.png 550w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 722px) 100vw, 722px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Le pauvre \u00e9tait pas foutu de r\u00e9gler l&rsquo;espacement entre les diff\u00e9rents points de son Classement R\u00e9gional (c&rsquo;est un CR \u00e7a ? s\u00e9rieux ?!). Toujours est-il que je l&rsquo;ai vu \u00e0 l&rsquo;essai et&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-40798 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Cahuzac-4.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"468\" height=\"221\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Cahuzac-4.png 587w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Cahuzac-4-150x71.png 150w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Cahuzac-4-300x142.png 300w, https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Cahuzac-4-550x260.png 550w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 468px) 100vw, 468px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8230; c&rsquo;est pas gagn\u00e9 !<\/p>\n<p>Prions pour qu&rsquo;il soit plus inspir\u00e9 pour son prochain CN&#8230; car vous allez y avoir droit comme intro les cocos, croyez-le (de gr\u00e9, ou de force !)<\/p>\n<p>Bon, je retourne hiberner&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Coin coin \u00e0 tous !<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00ab\u00a0Enfoir\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb, JeSuisCahuzac r\u00e9agissant \u00e0 la premi\u00e8re publication de cet article. Par respect pour ce talentueux stagiaire, il a \u00e9t\u00e9 censur\u00e9&#8230; mais d\u00e9finitivement ? Non ! La (re)publication d&rsquo;un article qui a fait couler (pas si) beaucoup d&rsquo;encre&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":212,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-container-style":"default","site-container-layout":"default","site-sidebar-layout":"default","disable-article-header":"default","disable-site-header":"default","disable-site-footer":"default","disable-content-area-spacing":"default","footnotes":""},"categories":[302],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-5-la-tribune-libre"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40800","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/212"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40800"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40800\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40809,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40800\/revisions\/40809"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=40800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=40800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}