{"id":8674,"date":"2011-11-09T00:00:24","date_gmt":"2011-11-08T22:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=8674"},"modified":"2011-11-13T15:21:28","modified_gmt":"2011-11-13T13:21:28","slug":"slogan-dun-jour-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=8674","title":{"rendered":"Slogan d&rsquo;un jour #3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Coucou le lecteur,<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Revoici la rubrique que personne n&rsquo;attend avec impatience. Et comme\u00a0 dirait ma premi\u00e8re trouvaille:<\/p>\n<p><strong><em><span style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif';\">Ne vous emmerdez plus , emmerdez les autres !<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><strong><em><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>On va donc attaquer par les super\u00a0 slogans que m\u00eame en cherchant bien, j&rsquo;ai du mal \u00e0 leur tirer la substantifique moelle:<\/p>\n<p><strong><em><span style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif';\">Pour une vie monotone, Albatorix a Beaune!!<\/span><\/em><\/strong><span style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif';\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Je sais pas si Albatorix a bien compris le sens du mot monotone&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em><span style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif';\">Avec fabienreunion a bourges, c&rsquo;est finit avec les gourges<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Y en a un qui va avoir du mal \u00e0 f\u00eater Halloween avec les gitrouilles.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em><span style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif';\">Au Havre touchez un arbre sans avoir \u00e0 se battre<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>C&rsquo;est Id\u00e9fix qui va \u00eatre content&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em><span style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif';\">si vous voulez rester a metz votez et je reste!!<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Bon, ben si tout le monde reste, moi j&rsquo;y vais&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em><span style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif';\">Mets ta blouse \u00e0 Mulhouse!<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ou comment trouver la super rime en ouse. Y avait loose aussi&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em><span style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif';\">voter yahoo a Clermont-Ferrand ,c&rsquo;es un choix tcho\u00e9rant!<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ah un de mes sloganeurs pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9. Il ne cessera de m&rsquo;\u00e9tonner. Yahoo, ne me fous pas z\u00e9ro \u00e0 cet article, cette fois !<\/p>\n<p><strong><em><span style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif';\">henriete secoue la couette des fain\u00e9ant!<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hum henriette est une coquine<\/p>\n<p><strong><em><span style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif';\">Votez Pierrepenlou a aubenas y aura moins de rat ! ! !<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ah un chat pour maire ?<\/p>\n<p>Et pour finir deux r\u00e9flexions pleines de bon sens de notre Saphir national (par le biais de son personnage Chlochlo)<\/p>\n<p><strong><em><span style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif';\">le sperm c est bon\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>et le mot de la fin :)<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif';\"><em>\u00ab\u00a0bon bah hien votez pour moi\u00a0\u00bb<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif';\"><em><\/em><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p>A un prochain Slogan d&rsquo;un jour !<br \/>\n<em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Coucou le lecteur, Revoici la rubrique que personne n&rsquo;attend avec impatience. 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