Non, je ne vient pas parler de Twilight.. mais bien des candidats \u00e0 la pr\u00e9sidentielle de VPM, qui commencera bient\u00f4t…<\/p>\n
Et oui, je viens les discr\u00e9diter devant les m\u00e9dias. Je viens vous mettre en garde contre mes candidats!<\/p>\n
Rappelons d’abord qui ils sont, ces \u00ab\u00a0candidats\u00a0\u00bb:<\/p>\n
-Krustyfrancky<\/p>\n
-Vagal<\/p>\n
-Raito<\/p>\n
-Saphir<\/p>\n
-Jadelanomade<\/p>\n
-Chlochlo<\/p>\n
-Babouin<\/p>\n
-moi-m\u00eame<\/p>\n
…<\/p>\n
A part le dernier, cette liste me fait bien rire!! \u00a0Franchement, voulez-vous vraiment d’un distributeur de donuts en pr\u00e9sident ?<\/p>\n
D’un ministre d\u00e9chu, ancien pr\u00e9sident (bah quoi, Vagal= Saphir, non?)<\/p>\n
D’un inf\u00e2me usurpateur d’identit\u00e9?<\/p>\n
Pas besoin de commentaire pour celui l\u00e0..<\/p>\n
D’une femme \u00e0 barbe?<\/p>\n
De Chlochlo ou n’importe quel membre de l’opposition?<\/p>\n
D’un singe? (non, je suis un faux singe, moi)<\/p>\n
Non! Personne n’en veut.<\/p>\n
VOUS avez le choix; choisissez l’un deux, et je vous fais des r\u00e9duction sur les tabourets et les cordes. Ou bien, choisissez moi, et vous serez heureux! Ce n’est pas au vieux singe qu’on apprend \u00e0 faire les grimace, souvenez-vous en!<\/p>\n
I want you<\/span> for the Louistiti army!\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Non, je ne vient pas parler de Twilight.. mais bien des candidats \u00e0 la pr\u00e9sidentielle de VPM, qui commencera bient\u00f4t…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":59,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-container-style":"default","site-container-layout":"default","site-sidebar-layout":"default","disable-article-header":"default","disable-site-header":"default","disable-site-footer":"default","disable-content-area-spacing":"default","footnotes":""},"categories":[302],"tags":[15,14],"class_list":["post-9556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-5-la-tribune-libre","tag-debat","tag-presidentielles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/59"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9556\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}