{"id":9593,"date":"2011-12-22T14:06:07","date_gmt":"2011-12-22T12:06:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=9593"},"modified":"2011-12-22T14:06:07","modified_gmt":"2011-12-22T12:06:07","slug":"chapitre-2-revelation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=9593","title":{"rendered":"Chapitre 2: r\u00e9v\u00e9lation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>(<\/strong><em><strong>Applaudissement du public, compos\u00e9 de 3personnes<\/strong>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Et oui, me\u00a0revoil\u00e0\u00a0pour \u00e0 nouveaux m&rsquo;attaquer aux \u00ab\u00a0candidats\u00a0\u00bbet \u00a0\u00e0 cette pr\u00e9sidentielle!<\/p>\n<p>Elles sont lanc\u00e9es depuis ce matin, et d\u00e9j\u00e0 plusieurs candidats en lice, dont Krustyfrancky, Vagal, Raito, Felenon, Phoeniix, Saulidaire&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Devons-nous, mes amis, faire confiance \u00e0 ces\u00a0tra\u00eetres, ces usurpateurs, ces m\u00e9cr\u00e9ants?<\/p>\n<p>Non! <strong><em>(le public approuve d&rsquo;un hochement de t\u00eate tr\u00e8s vigoureux)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Une seule alternative! Votez pour Moi, Louistiti! Je vous ferez d\u00e9couvrir VPM comme vous ne l&rsquo;avez jamais vu! <del>Je bannirai mes adversaires du jeu! Je m&rsquo;en mettrai plein les poches! <\/del><\/p>\n<p>Et franchement&#8230; Franchement&#8230; Voil\u00e0! (<em>petite allusion \u00e0 Amonbeaufils<\/em>, ndlr)<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>(moment d&rsquo;h\u00e9sitation&#8230; puis ovation d&rsquo;un public tr\u00e8s\u00a0enthousiaste!)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>I WANT YOU FOR THE LOUISTITI ARMY! (je te veux pour l&rsquo;arm\u00e9e de louistiti)<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Louistiti continue de s&rsquo;attaquer \u00e0 la Pr\u00e9sidentielle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":59,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-container-style":"default","site-container-layout":"default","site-sidebar-layout":"default","disable-article-header":"default","disable-site-header":"default","disable-site-footer":"default","disable-content-area-spacing":"default","footnotes":""},"categories":[302],"tags":[39,418],"class_list":["post-9593","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-5-la-tribune-libre","tag-humour","tag-presidentielle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9593","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/59"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9593"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9593\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}