{"id":96,"date":"2009-02-13T10:44:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-13T08:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pingouin2000.wordpress.com\/2009\/02\/13\/qui-suis-je"},"modified":"2011-05-23T15:45:20","modified_gmt":"2011-05-23T13:45:20","slug":"qui-suis-je","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=96","title":{"rendered":"Qui suis je ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: #006600;\">Auteur :<\/span> C.M.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Qui suis je ?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Je suis un tout petit parmi les grands et pourtant je me la joue comme un grand.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">J\u2019essaye d\u2019\u00e9pater toute la basse cours mais personne ne raffole de mon humour.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">J\u2019aime pas les canard sauf quand ils disent du bien que moi mais je me sens pers\u00e9cut\u00e9 par eux.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Je me fait mener par le bout du nez par ceux qui se disent mes amis et par ma tendre et belle qui me fait faire ce qu\u2019elle veut\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Quand on me flatte je deviens \u00e9carlate<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Je suis plut\u00f4t un suiveur qu\u2019un d\u00e9cideur.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Je trouve que tout le monde est injuste avec moi \u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Je dis toujours <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">\u00ab\u00a0c\u2019est vraiment trop injuste\u00a0\u00bb<\/span> !!!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Je suis ??? Je suis ???<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Non Winnie c\u2019est pas Shamir !! \u00c7a va pas ?<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">C\u2019est Calimero&#8230;<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"margin-right: 50px;\">Le <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Corbeau Masqu\u00e9<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Auteur : C.M. Qui suis je ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-container-style":"default","site-container-layout":"default","site-sidebar-layout":"default","disable-article-header":"default","disable-site-header":"default","disable-site-footer":"default","disable-content-area-spacing":"default","footnotes":""},"categories":[304],"tags":[39,20],"class_list":["post-96","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-c-pilote","tag-humour","tag-polemique"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=96"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=96"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=96"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=96"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}