{"id":9691,"date":"2011-12-24T08:21:44","date_gmt":"2011-12-24T06:21:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=9691"},"modified":"2011-12-24T13:53:02","modified_gmt":"2011-12-24T11:53:02","slug":"le-pere-fouettard-a-casse-vpm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=9691","title":{"rendered":"Le p\u00e8re fouettard a cass\u00e9 VPM"},"content":{"rendered":"

Coucou le lecteur,<\/p>\n

ce matin, au r\u00e9veil,\u00a0 j’allais me connecter \u00e0 mon jeu pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9 pour piquer le stade de Supersayan que le p\u00e8re no\u00ebl m’avait promis et l\u00e0, surprise: \u00ab\u00a0impossible de se connecter \u00e0 la base\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n

Plusieurs hypoth\u00e8ses circulent dans les milieux autoris\u00e9s:<\/p>\n

– Supersayan en aurait eu marre et aurait fait appel au p\u00e8re fouettard pour contrer le p\u00e8re no\u00ebl. Il attend 10h, heure \u00e0 laquelle il r\u00e9cup\u00e8re son leader, pour redonner acc\u00e8s \u00e0 VPM.<\/p>\n

– Vagal et Krusty, effray\u00e9s par ma remont\u00e9e, auraient sabot\u00e9 le jeu pour se donner le temps d’\u00e9laborer une strat\u00e9gie commune.<\/p>\n

– Nos conjoints auraient command\u00e9 un cassage du jeu pour les f\u00eates de no\u00ebl.<\/p>\n

– Le pr\u00e9sident Sarkozy aurait jug\u00e9 le site comme \u00e9tant subversif et aurait demand\u00e9 \u00e0 ses conseillers en communication de d\u00e9serter Second Life (si, si, y avait toujours quelqu’un qu’on avait oubli\u00e9 l\u00e0 bas et qui \u00e9tait pay\u00e9 pour animer le si\u00e8ge du Rpr) pour venir sur Vpm ouvrir un bureau. Mais le conseiller, un peu largu\u00e9 en terme de technologie r\u00e9volutionnaire, aurait plant\u00e9 VPM.<\/p>\n

Si nos lecteurs ont d’autres hypoth\u00e8ses qu’ils n’h\u00e9sitent pas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Coucou le lecteur, ce matin, au r\u00e9veil,\u00a0 j’allais me connecter \u00e0 mon jeu pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9 pour piquer le stade de Supersayan que le p\u00e8re no\u00ebl m’avait promis et l\u00e0, surprise: \u00ab\u00a0impossible de se connecter \u00e0 la base\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":55,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-container-style":"default","site-container-layout":"default","site-sidebar-layout":"default","disable-article-header":"default","disable-site-header":"default","disable-site-footer":"default","disable-content-area-spacing":"default","footnotes":""},"categories":[268],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9691","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-4-breves"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9691","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/55"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9691"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9691\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}