{"id":9698,"date":"2011-12-24T13:56:51","date_gmt":"2011-12-24T11:56:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=9698"},"modified":"2011-12-24T14:03:46","modified_gmt":"2011-12-24T12:03:46","slug":"chlochlo-revendique-lattentat-contre-les-serveurs-de-la-vpmie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/?p=9698","title":{"rendered":"Chlochlo revendique l&rsquo;attentat contre  les serveurs de la Vpmie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Selon une source non autoris\u00e9e et d\u00e9sirant par la meme rester discrete, cet attentat aurait \u00e9t\u00e9 r\u00e9alis\u00e9 par un groupscule breton.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">D\u00e9\u00e7us du faible score de la repr\u00e9sentante de la plus belle r\u00e9gion de France qui aurait pu \u00eatre la France mais qui aspire \u00e0 une ind\u00e9pendance et rattachement et par la m\u00eame vol du Mont Saint Michel et de Nantes, le groupuscule pour le Changement Social, conduit par la vaillante, \u00e9bourrifante, stup\u00e9fiante, affolante, d\u00e9lirante Chlochlo la valeureuse revendique cet attentat.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Lass\u00e9s de voir la parade de Saphir et sa clique : vinceremu, libertaire, Theos, Vagal et compagnie, lass\u00e9s et apeur\u00e9s \u00e0 l&rsquo;id\u00e9e de revivre une nouvelle fois le cauchemard saphirien du pillage du tr\u00e9sor nationnal vpmien au profit de leurs caisses respectives d\u00e9ja d\u00e9bordantes, et ce au d\u00e9triment des r\u00e9compenses pour participation aux quelques animations propos\u00e9es, Chlochlo a envoy\u00e9 son fr\u00e8re de sang Jordanallory accompagn\u00e9 d&rsquo;AttentatSuicide, le chat \u00e0 la ceinture explosive afin de saboter les serveurs du jeux.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Selon une source non autoris\u00e9e et d\u00e9sirant par la meme rester discrete, cet attentat aurait \u00e9t\u00e9 r\u00e9alis\u00e9 par un groupscule breton.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":35,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-container-style":"default","site-container-layout":"default","site-sidebar-layout":"default","disable-article-header":"default","disable-site-header":"default","disable-site-footer":"default","disable-content-area-spacing":"default","footnotes":""},"categories":[302],"tags":[39],"class_list":["post-9698","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-5-la-tribune-libre","tag-humour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9698","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/35"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9698"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9698\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpmedias.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}